Axheren the Paladin arrested.

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Axheren the Paladin arrested.

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0805051sword1.html

You'll be pleased to know that Katie is safe.
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He has 1000 years of power? I guess that explains the dark ages.

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I wonder if the cop yelled "Lightning Bolt!!" when he tazered the guy?
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Zyllen wrote:I wonder if the cop yelled "Lightning Bolt!!" when he tazered the guy?
:lol:

Or the cop said, "I rolled a 20, beyotch!!"

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Critical hit! Double damage!
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I put on my robe and wizard hat...
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CIA uncovered evidence that he may have been trained at a Larper training camp in Redwood, Washington.
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Larper training camp exclusive footage.

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uh

Post by AxherenThePaladin »

what exactly does this have to do with me...?

btw katie is ancient history, tho im glad i entertained u all with my teenage drama.
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Blooh Sugah wrote:I put on my robe and wizard hat...
:lol: nice reference.
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Eh.

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You entertained us with being an idiot.

And continue to do so.
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I have a flaming pimp sword too......in mah basement
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The story of Axheren getting jumped was the best.

Well, next to him posting his RL pic on the other board awhile back. I was like "OMG I'VE SEEN THAT KID BEFORE!"

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Post by Croinc »

wasn't he a "chuncky" kid?

I dont remember. There was something fucked up about him
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the cop shoulda just fired his magic missile into the darkness in the basement.
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Toxic Cloud 4tw.
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hakthek is a turd :)
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Obviously!
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Post by AxherenThePaladin »

so you thought the story of me getting jumped was funny eh? i guess if u thought it was fake, it'd be funny. i got the shit stomped out of me. 35 stitches total in my mouth and my lips. it was terrible. it was actually, in a sense, caused by katie. she was supposed to give me a ride home but she was being a bitch so i decided to take the NJ Transit bus home with my boys and well....yah so it was gay and i learned my lesson.

And did I actually post a picture of myself up here? Ah, well I'll see if I can get another one up here, I'm not really so computer smart any more so when I figure it out I'll link it.[/url]
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Stiches are funny kiddo
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