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I posted http://www.brellrants.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4618 on a rough cut of the preview for this and now the movie is out. Here is what the reviewers had to say
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alone_i ... =24&page=1
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"The three stars have seen better days, but I'd like to think they could still do something classier and more dignified than this. Like gay porn."
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Post by Eannyarah »

"As video game adaptations go, even Pong: The Movie would have a lot more personality."

*wipes tears from eyes*

God that's funny. And then I watched the trailer. I really wish I hadn't... I didn't think it possible for anything to be that poorly put together. My suspicion is that terrorists made them do it. Those poor poor actors...
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Post by Shallon »

Who the hell could imagine Tara Reid as a scientist?! A science experiment maybe, but come on! I would take someone as delusional as Michael Jackson to buy that crap.

But, back in the day, Christian Slater was a decent actor.
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Post by Taxious »

Bah, I think they do a really good job acting in gay porn :roll:, but I also thought the trailer for this looked kind of exciting... Maybe I just have bad taste.

Now if only Tom Welling (hottest man evah!) would join the gay porn industry...
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It's all been downhill for Christian Slater since Heathers.
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I thought heathers Ruled! I thought it looked like a retarded movie and refused to watch it until one day my friend who had been trying to get me to see it walked in with a flat of beer and said I was watching the movie, stfu. The scene where they killed the two football jocks and then planted letters on them to make it look like they were homosexual lovers just to mess with the other jocks was fucking awesome.
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Found the trailer at rotten tomatos Yoto
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Post by SicTimMitchell »

When I saw "Mean Girls," my thought was "Heathers Lite."

Still liked it.
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I liked the bus... Best part of the entire movie.
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