Shame

[Alluveal]

Someone go see it with a video camera so I can see Michael Fassbender's no-no parts.

It's not playing where I live.

[Taxious]

Hmm never heard of and not playing in Denver anywhere, yeah. MmmMm Fassbender.

[Alluveal]

But I'm in FoCo! We don't have Michael Fassbender yumminess here! Go forth and conquer for me, Tax! Hide a camera in your stomach sleeve.

[Taxious]

Haha, that'd be sweet if it doubled as a hiding spot for things too. Alas, it's NOT playing anywhere here either.

[Alluveal]

WTF? Where is it playing?

I need it! I'm having a private tizzy with my other gay friends (and a few fag hags) and we're all flapping our arms in anticipation. I hear it's glorious to behold....

[Harlowe]

It's playing here at the Uptown theater opening Friday, says exclusive engagement so I think it's the only place locally that's going to play it for now. It's NC17, so I imagine it's not going to have a lot of luck getting into the Mall theaters.

[Alluveal]

(sends Harlowe a HD camera and waits patiently)

Okay, not really, but if you do see it I need details. Tax may need them too. I dunno if he's into Fassbender. Who wouldn't be? Dude is Jung and Magneto!

[Harlowe]

I will etch the images into my memory with as much detail as i can....though I bet it will be streaming online somewhere soon. Movies with naughty bits always find their way to the intarwebz pretty fast. =)

Oh god that reminds me of Brown Bunny, that movie was horrendous but you did get to see Chloe Sevigny give an actual blow job for realz. Vincent Gallo has a mammoth dong.

[Taxious]

Here is one to hold you over Lulu:

[Alluveal]

Taxious, you are killing me!

Harlowe, I have checked all the sites I know. Nothing yet. Pirates need to get busy.