Heroes, What the Fuck

[Alluveal]

SPOILERS - BEWARE fuckers

Ok, so I know I deserve to get some shit for even watching Heroes, but I really have to vent on this.

It started out so promising, imho.

I gave it another shot. I got all caught up with last season and DVR'ed this season.

fuck me running sideways up a coon-cat's shitty ass . . .

It's like they let a bunch of EMO assclowns take over and write to their little, angsty-hearts content. Add in a little Byron creepiness from B5 and you have the last "volume" of Heroes.

Samuel? Who gives a shit? You're a fuckin' douche.
The carnival was stupid and totally batshit lame. Oh, look, the dude who plays Darth Maul. How about we give him some air time and make his character cool? Naw . . . let's watch the tattoo lady and her snatchy daughter brood and have "mom/daughter" fights in the lunchroom instead.
Claire and the lesbian girl? Umm, why? She's fuckin' ugly. At least get someone hot in there, not some mousy-looking chick who looks like a VH1 reality show reject.
Deaf lady. Go the hell away. Oooo, I'm gonna watch you play your cello 17 fuckin' times in a row while you look up at the "colors." Die.
Claire and her pops. How many times did they have the same fuckin' fight? I hate you dad! Oh Dad, you saved me. Oh wait, you're mean! Booo hoo.
Ummm, get a new make-up artist. The puppet-master dude had on pink lipstick and his foundation was so white that he looked like a Geisha girl.
Umm, stupid blonde ex-partner agent for Noah Bennett? Oh, we need someone HOT to hook up with him. Sounds like someone's letting the studio dictate what people want to see. Hmmmm.....
Ice lady turns into . . . . WATER LADY. Let's make her useless all season until we need her to save someone, then disappear.
Hiro and his buddy still bumbling around. Oh, let's see how we can fuck him up some more so that he CAN'T time travel at the last minute and . . . . teleport a bunch of circus freaks to safety? Wow, you're a big Hero, dude. The only thing that resembled coolness was that you got to say goodbye to Charlie.
Peter, meh. Give or take with me.
Way to bring Micah back in a cool way, then drop it. Asses.

The only interesting part this season: Sylar (of course) but now he's apparently a "good guy" (prediction police! Not gonna stay that way, weee!)
Parkman was interesting.
Angela Petrelli was cool. She's just badass evil witch cool and she always will be. Same with the Haitian.

Where the fuck is Claude the invisible dude?

My suggestions for next year:

Kill everyone but Noah Bennett, Matt Parkman, Syler, Peter, Mama P, The Haitian and maybe that puppet master dude because he's creepy as fuck (sans bad makeup).

Everyone else can fuck off.

[Kliban Nimbledigits]

Kill Noah, save the show.