Bayonetta

Taxious · Post by **Taxious** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:15 am

Has anyone played this? I was watching some gameplay videos and it looks really fun/pretty.

Post by **Ddrak** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:54 am

It's getting a lot of good reviews. Haven't actually played it though.

Dd

Taxious · Post by **Taxious** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:17 am

I picked this up last night and played for a couple hours - pretty fun! There are a ton of cut scenes but once you get to play, you are always fighting something so it doesn't really get boring. The game is more eye candy than anything else really, but I will say that Bayonetta is fuckin' fabulous!

Garrdor · Post by **Garrdor** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:21 am

Yeah, the game is so freakin stylish. I love the diva-walk-whilst-shooting.

The only thing that'd make this game better is: More blood, more moves, and a drag-queen as the main character.

Taxious · Post by **Taxious** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:06 am

Garrdor wrote:The only thing that'd make this game better is: More blood, more moves, and a drag-queen as the main character.

hah!

I love how she uses her hair for everything. hair boot stomp = bayonetta naked, something even I can appreciate.

Oh and the guns on her feet are hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing when I first did the dance-on-your-body-while-shooting-feet-guns move. tapity tap tap

Taxious · Post by **Taxious** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:22 am

Garr, have you beaten it or how far are you? I just beat the uh.... the giant plant-tentacle upside-down baby-face thing.

Post by **Ddrak** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:16 am

Any truth to the PS3 version sucking compared to the XBox version?

Dd

Taxious · Post by **Taxious** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:43 am

I've never heard of that Dd but I've never owned a shitstation so I dunno.

Garrdor · Post by **Garrdor** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:09 pm

I just play the demo. I get far enough to get a boner, then go fap.

xilly · Post by **xilly** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:48 pm

Taxious wrote:I've never heard of that Dd but I've never owned a WINstation so I dunno.

Fix'd.

Taxious · Post by **Taxious** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:17 pm

Garrdor wrote:I just play the demo. I get far enough to get a boner, then go fap.

Oh man, you should get the full game, I'm not usually too into console games but this one has me hooked. I've been playing through on normal difficulty but it's still pretty hard because I'm not azn or something.

This part took me about 2 hours to beat a couple nights ago, so fucking hard!

I did notice that that youtube video was made using a PS3. I also noticed it takes a lot longer to load and has some weird glitches that I've never noticed playing with my 360...

xilly · Post by **xilly** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:44 am

Ddrak wrote:It's getting a lot of good reviews. Haven't actually played it though.

Dd

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/ ... -Bayonetta

Post by **Ddrak** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:32 am

For Yahtzee, that was glowing praise.

Dd

Taxious · Post by **Taxious** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:49 am

xilly wrote:http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/ ... -Bayonetta

<3 Yahtzee, and yeah, that was one of his more mild reviews.

xilly · Post by **xilly** » Fri May 14, 2010 3:45 pm

So, did we ever get a final verdict on this one? I was kinda thinking about adding it to my list, but never really heard anything other than the few bits scattered here.

Taxious · Post by **Taxious** » Fri May 14, 2010 3:57 pm

I really like it, however I unlocked hardmode and can't get past the second level now - hah. The story was interesting and if you can get past the cheesiness of the game it's fun. Not to mention it's one of the prettiest games I've ever played~

xilly · Post by **xilly** » Fri May 14, 2010 7:24 pm

Taxious wrote:I really like it, however I unlocked hardmode and can't get past the second level now - hah. The story was interesting and if you can get past the cheesiness of the game it's fun. Not to mention it's one of the prettiest games I've ever played~

Is it more Devil May Cry style FFFFFFUUUUUUU hard or is it more like God of War on the hardest difficulty hard?

Taxious · Post by **Taxious** » Mon May 17, 2010 8:48 am

xilly wrote:
Taxious wrote:I really like it, however I unlocked hardmode and can't get past the second level now - hah. The story was interesting and if you can get past the cheesiness of the game it's fun. Not to mention it's one of the prettiest games I've ever played~
Is it more Devil May Cry style FFFFFFUUUUUUU hard or is it more like God of War on the hardest difficulty hard?

Never played Devil May Cry and I've only played a couple hours of God of War so I'm not too sure on that. I would guess more "FFFFFFUUUUUUU hard" though. Playing through on easy was pretty fun though! lol

xilly · Post by **xilly** » Mon May 17, 2010 10:55 am

Taxious wrote:
xilly wrote:
Taxious wrote:I really like it, however I unlocked hardmode and can't get past the second level now - hah. The story was interesting and if you can get past the cheesiness of the game it's fun. Not to mention it's one of the prettiest games I've ever played~
Is it more Devil May Cry style FFFFFFUUUUUUU hard or is it more like God of War on the hardest difficulty hard?
Never played Devil May Cry and I've only played a couple hours of God of War so I'm not too sure on that. I would guess more "FFFFFFUUUUUUU hard" though. Playing through on easy was pretty fun though! lol

Devil May Cry 4 is like smash your controller through your TV and pee on the broken bits kind of hard. It's like Ninja Gaiden 2 hard.

EDIT: I also heard that they patched the PS3 version of Bayonetta to fix the stutter and lag issues.

Falundir X`Viento · Post by **Falundir X`Viento** » Wed May 19, 2010 6:41 am

Ninja Gaiden 2 was quite easy actually. However, Ninja Gaiden Black is an entirely different beast.

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