Proof that there are worse candidates out there

[Partha]

Ahem.

[Ddrak]

On August 22, 1992, The State of Texas installed an intelligence hotwire in me at the United States Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas.

I wonder if it hurt?

Seriously, does this guy actually exist and is his story even true?

[Kulaf]

Good thing his tinfoil hat will protect him...

[Finglefinn]

Is that a joke?

Administration of Criminal Law Laws?
"The United States Government education will perfect the vindication of it’s government regulating it’s directions and resources requirement by the law only."

WTF?


That seriously made me LOL!


Nice one, Partha.

[Klast Brell]

Gardor is running for president?

[Jarochai Alabaster]

Actually, I think that's Rsak. Sentence structure is almost identical.

[Garrdor]

Actually, I'm going to take this oppertunity to announce that:

I, Garrdor S. Derosedor (D) have decided to run for president of the great message board of Brell Rants.

I have served this monument to human beings for nearly a decade now. I've developed a strong relationship with
famous and loved persons such as: Nillon, Valoria, Babiana, AxherenThePaladin, Brunorr, Spec12, Trollbait, Eidolon. etc.

I believe in strong messageboard family values.

I believe that our current administration is illegal as it is headed by an Aussie, not an AMERICAN (such as I)
So, go eat some eucyaliptis (sp?) leaves and shave with a combat knife - you Koala hugger.

If you see what I see - and feel what I feel. YOU will know what is the right thing to do.

Jester... Relbeek ... Koala hugger ... ... ... ... ... ??? <------ YOU DECIDE (to pick me)

Thank you for your continued support.

GOD BLESS BRELLRANTS!!!

[Rsak]

I am entirely too bigoted against black men to be one myself... now the black honeys on the other hand are fine.

[Finglefinn]

I believe that Koalas like our leaders, such as the US Americans, should help the messageboards, such as the Iraq, and that by improving the messageboard, we can help the like South Africa and other nations because it is our duty to help them to improve the future for our nation.

[Embar Angylwrath]

I will give Mercer this... he speaks fluent Rsakian. Take this for example:

THE DISCIPLINE OF THE US GOVERNMENT PUBLIC ENFORCEMENT:

There is some concern about the U.S. Government Public Enforcements. I will enforce the U.S. Government’s Public Enforcements regulating its enforcements itself with its regulations pertaining to itself and according to its enforcements.

Sounds EXACTLY like RSAK. In fact, I'n going out on a limb here, and stating that, in the best Dick-Fuckin'-Tracy tradition, MERCER is RSAK!!!!

It all fits.

[Rsak]

Dick Fuckin Tracy is wrong on this one. The comparison is neither fair or supported by the evidence available through the board.

[Finglefinn]

Who was Dick Fuckin' Tracy, again? Minute? I can't remember.

[Beestyall]

Gemstones was anointed DFT.

Someone else coined it in that thread.

[Jarochai Alabaster]

I believe it was Relbeek who declared Gemstones to be DFT.

[Select]

The comparison is neither fair or supported by the evidence available through the board.

Well thanks for creating an Exhibit A ^

[Rsak]

Shame exhibits B through ZZZZ all contradict it... (i.e. the ip addresses)