Please give me Segway

[Garrdor]

Ok I've been having a problem getting to and fro. After consuming McDonalds hamburgers for all 4 meals of the day (Taco Bell being the 4th meal exception) I have lost use of most of my daily functions. Walking and moving my foot to push down on the gas petal has become too strenuous of a function for me to cope with.

I was watching one of my favorite shows and I noticed one of the characters who has a slightly similar problem as mine was riding around on this mystery machine. I asked my friend Jeeves what this was and I found out that it was none-other but the glorious Segway (Savior to humanity)

I have searched and searched to fill this empty pit, or hole I should say - in my life. The only thing that could fill it is McDonalds foods and high hopes for epic drops on World of Warcraft. Please help me ease my pain, as I am setting up a donation account - and with Ddrak's approval - if you all could search your couch cushions for change, tap into your kids college funds, or even - kill a stranger with a knife and sell their blood-soaked shoes at a local pawn shop, and send me the profits - I will honor your donation by riding my Segway to your very place of residence and shaking your hands in the old-American style fashion.

I will celebrate my victory in owning a Segway by being the first man to travel across the Bering Strait.

Please support your fellow Brellian.

I want my Segway, damnit.

Yours Truely,

Garrdor

[Turaylon Soulshadow]

Segway is easy to build if you get access to a strong/sensitive enough gyro, obviously won't be nearly as good as the real thing, but, when I was in high school, I was in the robot club (attempting to make CWG's), and we actually met the inventor of Segway.

[Garrdor]

Please build me Segway

[Turaylon Soulshadow]

Please build me Segway

You buy the parts and I'll put them together in working order.