Brell Mile

[EndevorDaSlackah]

Son, don't get me started
As I said before you just plain dumb retarded
The first part of yo shit didnt even rhyme
In the world of rap you just fuckin commited a crime

You also said the word poo
I had no idea I was dealin with someone that was two
Bitch you can't deal with this shit
You'll be out for the count with my first hit

It'd be best for you to step down
Cause my Timberland boot is inbound
Aiming for your ugly ass face
Or was that yo ass, it look just like yo face

Sayin that im sittin here in my underwear
Bitch they boxxers, unlike your tightie whities, full of skid marks and yo fat ass causin wear and tear
Callin me a spic
Bitch is that all you got, you just frustrated over yo needle dick

Looks like it's time for bed
Cause only bent rhymes are flyin out yo head
And as for you asking me if I wanna stick it in your rear
I'll shove my boot so far up you'll have laces commin out yo ear

Tellin me to go play in the snow
Bitch your mom rap better, I would know, im fuckin that ho
And of course my face turnin blue
I couldnt help but start fuckin laughin at you


Endevor

[lnfamous]

Who else wants to step to Endevor, cause...

Venem has been slain by Endevor.
LOADING,PLEASE WAIT....

You are out of food.
You are out of drink.

[Venem Tvar]

I'll post something to that later, atm i'm busy... It's not over

-Venem

[Pirtdica]

Here's the good old step

Yo yo yo yo bitch (sarcasm)
All you tools rapping about your gitch
No one cares give it a rest
It’s not my fault you can’t get dressed

Look at me Mom! I can swear!
Poo poo, pee pee, derriere
When gay jokes are all you’ve got
You’re been smoking too much pot
Turn around that gun you bought
Pull the trigger, thanks a lot

When cock jokes are your insults
You’re obviously not adults
The size of your dick? We don’t care!
And getting laid? You don’t have a prayer
You need to check your vocabulary
And buy a rhyming dictionary

To finish of my set,
Like a vet,
No sweat,
Break out the your Mom joke
I can see your words going up in smoke
You might as well take one more toke
Cause all you can do now is choke

[Frozzen Solid]

Dear Mr. Endevor
You’ll have to earn my respect.
But first Frozzen Solids gonna show you
How to murder the alphabet

So here’s my first question.
Should you get all this hype?
Well how bout you sit your fat ass down
You’re breathing to hard in your mike.

So I could call you a bitch and dis your crew
Nah I wouldn’t do that just yet
I’ve got too much in store for you.

I’ve got a whole arsenal with which to attack
I’ve got ak47’s, uzi’s and twenty different kinds of gats.
Frozzen Solid’s gonna win this despite what you say.
I could tank your bitch ass while I’m afk.

God damn, why do have to be so good at this shit
I’m getting tired now, I cant help it, I’m bored with it.
And sadly enough you’re just another moron
You’re asshole’s getting raped so bad
Its starting to look like the Eye of Sauron.

But Hey I hope this inspired you
And don’t be mad I’d hate me too
If I were you!

Frozzen Solid

[EndevorDaSlackah]

Holy shit stained toiletpaper Batman! I was pwned by a 34 year old gay rights activist!
Don't make me own you as badly as I could
Because seein from your vet-sweat lines, you should back down, I know I would

You got yourself on the wrong thread
This aint the one that teaches fags how to give good head
Talkin about how no one is carein
But look at yourself, you posted here, no one cares if im swearin

Most of your shit don't rhyme
That won't mix well, like smokin bud with no time
And what the fuck is "derriere"?
Sorry, but I can't rhyme with words that don't exist
Sadly enough that's still better then what you have to offer
Your shits real fuckin stupid, keep your day job, don't try to be a rap author

That's right all I can do now is choke
I'm left speechless from the stupidity of the words you just spoke
Tellin me I should buy a dictionary and check my vocabulary
When you makin up words like derriere

But i'll stop right here
Cause you got a virgin ear
And I wouldn't want to corrupt a fragile soul
That lies about hittin a bowl


Endevor

[Emetibu]

derriere = ass

It really is a word. Looks like you should take his advice and open up a dictionary.

[Huzyur]

Way to make a derriere outta yourself!

[EndevorDaSlackah]

Dear Mr. Frozzen Solid
Did you get that name from steppin up to the mic and no words commin out yo mouth?

First off it's "mic" and not "mike"
No one wants you here, it'd be best to take a hike
So don't come tellin me how to murder the alphabet
I don't need lessons from some bitch that can't rap a bit

Indicating that you want to rape my asshole
Nah man, if you want that go ask Pirtdica as he learns how to take hits off a bowl
You're right, this inspired me
Atleast im not the one talkin about havin AK47's and bein somethin that you'll never be

So take this as a precaution
I got your blood all over my shit, I better start washin
I'm not suprised you're gettin jealous over my fame
But you need to buy yourself some new lines, yours are just lame


Endevor

[Emetibu]

You definitely should have quit while you were ahead.

[Awea]

/continues his Eme worshiping

<3 <3

[EndevorDaSlackah]

Sorry, never knew derriere even existed. While im looking in the dictionary for it, i'll look for hypocrite also, because obviously you're just one fucking mangina posing to be a dike. Give it up already, it's getting old as fuck and irritating as hell, you and people like you is the main reason I stopped reading this board.


Endevor

[Emetibu]

wrong again

2 for 2 want to go for a third attempt of proving you are clueless?

[Venem Tvar]

I'm gonna rest my mind, I really don't have time to keep checkin this board every few hours and stuff especially for another 3 days, hehe I have better things to do with my time, didnt even know their was 5k involved, wasn't concerned..
But IMO you guys all had some good rhymes and stuff, and especially Endevor GJ, and good luck guys. If ya ever need some action in the game, send me a tell if I'm not busy =)

Peace
/salute Endevor

-Venem

[EndevorDaSlackah]

Please, stop trolling, you and the mangina worship crew are ruining the only thread that I thought was worth reading. Go post something about fake lesbian shit where your mangina crew can post more useless stuff about how they love you.


Endevor

[EndevorDaSlackah]

Definately Venem, it's all for fun I need to get to bed soon also, was nice rhyming with ya.


Endevor

[Frozzen Solid]

Endevor,

Whats up with your last rhyme.
That shit doesn’t even fly.
Oh well thanks for saving my time.
This round was an easy bye.

Man its always so telling.
People start to struggle.
So they go after my spelling.
It’s the weakest come back ever.
I mean your’re the only one to use it
Pffftt. Man whatever.

Now that im done scoffing at you
Lets open the floor to some one new.
Face it bitch, I’ve owned you.

[Pirtdica]

Looks like the only one left is Solid
I guess everyone else’s rhymes are squalid
But he’s about to quit too
When he finds out I can swear, Fuck You!

He’ll follow Endevor and say “I quit”
When he realizes his rapping style is shit
At least Endevor can still breath
When you’re dead no one will grieve

Your guns don’t scare me Charlton Heston
I’ll hang you from your large intestine
The only guns you see, dick
Are when you breastfeed, that's sick!

You think you’re the best rapper in the world
But when you rhymed shit with it I nearly hurled
But L-O-T-R references make you sound tough
I’ll get you some band-aids it’s going to get rough

When you post your reply, I’ll be ready to cry
I’ll Scream out “Why oh why won’t you just die?”
How to end this rap?
Well, your rhyming style is crap
You need to be given a slap
Careful stop reading this is a trap
Now you’re frozen solid
You’re looking very stolid

[Emetibu]

Well hello Endevor
Mr I think I'm clever
doesn't know a derriere
can be found in his underwear
thinks I am a man
and disprove this I can
just pull down my pants
here on the Brell Rants
so what do you see
sure ain't a pee pee
real pussy you've never seen
cause you're still beating off to Teen
damn right I'm a dyke
it is women I like
many cunts I have licked
and yes without a dick
now don't be upset
cause you aint had sex yet
one day you will find
those callouses get numb with time
keep lotioning your hand
eventually it won't feel like rough sand
you started out strong
but your assumptions were wrong
don't like lesbian rap
yet your rhymes are crap
don't go away mad
because you have been had
put down the magazine
and work on making your vocabulary keen
oh and just to be crass
derriere equals ass

[Croinc]

GAAP TOOF,

First off, fuck your bitch and the click you claim
West side when we ride come equipped with game
You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife
We bust on SuXor trolls
fucked for life
Plus MINUTE tryin ta see me weak hearts I rip
VENEM and Junior M.A.F.I.A. some mark ass bitches
We keep on comin' while we runnin for ya jewels
steady gunnin, keep on bustin at the fools, you know the rules
Little REAKO, go ask ya homie how I leave ya
cut your young ass up, leave you in pieces, now be deceased
JADELIN, don't fuck around with real G's
Quick to snatch yo' lesbian ass off tha street, so fuck peace
I let them fuckers know it's on for life
So let the Texas side ride tonight
hahahah
HUZYUR DADDY murdered on wax, and killed
Fuck wit' me and get ya caps peeled, you know ….

Grab ya glocks, when you see Croinc
Call the cops, when you see Croinc,
Who shot me, but ya punks didn't finish
Now ya bout to feel the wrath of a menace
NIGGA, I hit em' up...

Get out the way yo, get out the way yo
RELBEEK just got dropped
Little FROZZEN, pass the Mac, and let me hit him in his back
ENDEVOR need to get spanked right, for settin tracks
little accident murderer, and I ain't never heard-a ya
Poisinous ghats attack when I'm servin ya
Spank the shank ya whole style when I dank
Guard your rank, cause I'ma slam you in the pavement
EMEBITU weaker that a fuckin rocka wanna do, nigga
and, I'll smoke ya junior bitches in front of you, nigga
With the ready power
tuckin my Guess under my Eddie Bauer
ya clout, pretty sour I get packages every hour
and hit em up

Grab ya glocks, when you see Croinc
Call the cops, when you see Croinc, uhh
Who shot me, but ya punks didn't finish
Now ya bout to feel the wrath of a menace
NIGGA, I hit em' up...


Peep how we do it, keep it real,
it's penitentiary steel
this aint no freestyle battle,
all you niggaz gettin
killed with ya mouths open
tryin to come up offa me,
you in the clouds hoping
smokin dope it's like a sherm high
SR think they learned to fly
But they burned muthafucka, you deserve to die
Talkin bout you gettin money but its funny to me
all you niggaz live in worry while you're fuckin with me
I'm a self made millionaire
Thug Livin out a prison, pistols in the air, hahaha
MASTERLOO, remember when I used to let you sleep on my couch
and beg the bitch to let you sleep in the house, ahh
Now its all about Versacci, you copied my style
Five shots couldn't drop me, I took it, and smiled
Now I'm bout to set the record straight, with my AK
I'm still the thug you love to hate
Motherfucker, I hit em up

Grab ya glocks, when you see Croinc
Call the cops, when you see Croinc, uhh
Who shot me, but ya punks didn't finish
Now ya bout to feel the wrath of a menace
NIGGA, I hit em' up...


I'm from T_E-X-A_S, where plenty murders occur
No points to be calmer, we bringin drama to all you herbs
Knuckle check the scenario, lil LISS
I bring you fake G's to your knees
Coppin pleas cuz this ain't your area
Lil EME, is you coked up, or doped up?
Get ya lil Junior chick click smoked up, what the fuck
is you STUPID?!?! I take money, crash and mash through Brooklyn
with my click lootin, shootin and pollutin ya block
with 15 shots cock glock to your knot
Outlaw mafia click movin up another notch
And you bastard stops squaws get mopped and dropped
All your fake-ass east coast props brainstormed and locked

Grab ya glocks, when you see Croinc
Call the cops, when you see Croinc, uhh
Who shot me, but ya punks didn't finish
Now ya bout to feel the wrath of a menace
NIGGA, I hit em' up...


Youse a, beat biter, a Cro style taker
I'll tell you to ya face you aint shit but a faker
Softer than Alize with a chaser
Bout to get murdered for the paper
Idi Amin approach the scene
Write a caper, like a loc, with little BEEKER in a choke hold
Totin smoke, we aint no muthafuckin joke
Thug Life, niggaz betta be knowin, we approchin
in the wide open, guns smokin
no need for hopin its a battle lost, I got across
Soon as the funk was poppin off
Nigga I hit em up

Now you tell me who won
I see them, they run
They don't wanna see us
Whole Junior M.A.F.I.A. click dressin up tryin ta be us
How the fuck they gonna be the mob when we always on our job
We millionaires, killin ain't fair but somebody gotta do it
Oh yeah, ENSHADOWED, you wanna fuck with us?
You little young ass motherfuckers
Don't one of you niggaz got sickle cell or somethin?
You fuckin with me nigga you fuck around
and have a seizure or a heart-attack
You better back the fuck up, fore you get smacked the fuck up
That's how we do it on our side
Any of you niggaz from New York that wanna bring it bring it
But we ain't singin, we bringin drama
Fuck you and your motherfuckin mama
We gonna hunt all you motherfuckers
Now when I came out I told you it was just about GAAP
Then everybody had to open their mouth with a motherfuckin opinion
Well this how we gonna do this
Fuck SR
Fuck JADELIN
Fuck SR as a staff, a guild
and as a motherfuckin crew
And if you wanna be down with those bitches
Then fuck you too
VETERAN CREW, fuck you too
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too


My fo'-fo' make sure all y'all kids don't grow
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
We the motherfuckin Thug Life ridahs West side till we die!
Out here in the TX we warn ya we'll bomb on you motherfuckers
We do our job
You think you mob, nigga we the motherfuckin mob
Ain't nuttin but killers and the real niggaz
All you motherfuckers feel us
Our shit's going triple and four-quadruple
You niggaz blast as our staff got guns at they
motherfuckers back, you know how it is
When we drop mobs they feel it
You niggaz can't feel i