Brell Mile

The best of the best, and the best of the worst. Little slices of Brell history.
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Thaloc
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Post by Thaloc »

Oh snap, this is some ill shit, yo.
W3rd.
Venem Tvar
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Post by Venem Tvar »

This is for all you mother fuckers who think they got shit... no offense ;)

Excuse me fag whats that you say?
You'll duel me in EQ today?
I'll kick your ass across the ground
You're steppin' up I'll knock you down
You fuckin' think that you will win?
I'll blow your fuckin' brains right in
I'll be the one to end this bloodshed..
Alright, here we go..

Fuckin' with my buttons I've got a three push policy
Lettin' ya mother fuckers know what up an' what its gonna be
I'll murder you with my lyrics n' rhymes thats right
Oh, did I mention your girlfriends fuckin' tight?
Still a virgin postin your shit on the rants
Mother fucker ain't ever dropped his pants
Pussy, fag, stop while your ahead
Do something better go jerk off instead
Alias of Stealther what does that mean?
Maybe I'm an asshole and not very keen
Two-six of whisky, quarter of mush
I'm livin' life risky with a fuckin' head rush
Rhymes in hand and ready to kill
Get ready mother fuckers for blood to spill
A big fuckin' rant is what I really desire
Dude you don't even rap you fuckin' lier
Faggot this is rap not panzy ass rock
Go back to suckin' your boyfriends cock
At first I was like "this is unmanageable"
Did anyone ever tell you, "Your mama's a hoe"
Oh, Guess I'm the first to let you know
This needs a chorus, lets get on with this show..

Nother' Victim to this fake
How many more will this take?
Buncha fuckin' sheep you all are
One by one you'll hit the floor
I'll battle all you mother fuckers right now
You can't even fuckin rap, here let me show you how...

Dreams some you think some you wish
In the mind some you keep some you push
Some will scare you some that won't
When you sleep or when you don't
Come in day or come in night
Some you can't even fuckin' fight
Just don't let them get to your head
One day you'll wake up fuckin' dead
But when you see me in that dream
I'll be fuckin' your mother making her scream

See you in this game in the middle of the night
I'm stumblin' n drunk so lets fuckin' fight
Go into this strip club with me dude don't get so fuckin' up tight
"It's not like we'll end up in the middle of a fight"
Battling this mother fucker who think hes all that
It's alright dude I brought my gat
Fuckin' coward i'll show you how this shit gets done

Freestylin' is what I was born to do
Listening to your rap your such a fool
Ain't got shit ain't got nothing never will
My lyric's are worse than murder and they will kill
Now don't go anywhere I'm nearly done
That's right run motherfuckers run
For all you fucks who stood around
You've got balls but they'll hit the ground
I was the one to fuckin' dominate....

Alright, go on retaliate..

-Venem
a.k.a. Stealther
EndevorDaSlackah
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Post by EndevorDaSlackah »

Listen to this faggot actin like he's all that
Not mentionin that his ass is all fat
Talkin about how he's got a gat
I'll end this shit with my fuckin bat

Actin tough over a fuckin video game
His rhymes arent leet, they fuckin lame
Fuckin punk pussy, fuck you chump
Gimme a one on one see if I dont fuck you up

You dont dont wanna feel my wrath
It was a bad choice to step in my path
If it's any rhymes, it's mine thats illin
And it's your blood that's gonna be spillin

Talkin like you a gangsta
As Fifty Cent said, you just a wangsta
And your rhymes are bent
You'll be happy when im spent

Sayin how you fuckin my girlfriend
Bitch please you just a virgin
Girls won't look at you untill you visit the plastic surgeon
Get some fuckin lipo suction
And when you live the life you try to potray, your rhymes still wont function

Livin in your crime free developement for rich kids
Little stuck up fucker cryin to his moma when you gotta pick up the garbage lids
You're lyrically retarded
And now you've got the god started

Fuckin your shit up like you've never seen
Ending up in the hospital and the doctors cant do nothin for you, it's obscene
Askin the nurse to be gentle with the 14 stiches up and down your face
You got to close and I blew up your space

Only shit your lyrics are killin is my brain cells
And after the first kick your face swells
Go on pussy, say that you dominate
When it's really you that's gonna have to retaliate

Endevor
LouieeLouiee
Perfect Mastah
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Post by LouieeLouiee »

Infamous, you suck
Soon you'll be outta luck
You still owe me 1k
And that's why you're gay

Now log on once in a while, bitch
[70 Star Trek Movie] Louiee
Emetibu
Makes Beek Wish He Had A Vagina
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Post by Emetibu »

Your momma aint no ho
she's really a lezbo
saying Eme lick my clit
Eme bite my tit
she always beggin for some shit
so I sucked her dry
and waved bye bye
as I walk down the street
who do I meet
its your girl
begging me for a whirl
I said hell no
bitch aint nothing but a ho
wouldn't be touched with a ten foot pole
she says you don't satisfy
and that's no lie
your 2 inch dick
feels like a needle prick
so go back home
leave the big boys alone
grow up some more son
come back when you 21
Valoria Lovetoheal
Prince of Mercy (ya, right)
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Post by Valoria Lovetoheal »

So.. when did everyone turn into gangsta??

I can imagine seeing 6 white kids trying to act like they are black gangsta rappers from the hood..



LAME
Venem Tvar
Master n00b
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Post by Venem Tvar »

Not bad not bad, just warming up ;)

This dumb fuck Endevor
Cut his head off with a meat cleaver
Made his girl watch too
Prolly why her puss turned blue
Pounded that shit last night
Now this fuck Endevor wants a fight
Lyrics are fuckin' pathetic
Don't even know what you are, plick, spic?
Who knows and who would fuckin' care?
God knows hes only in his underwear
Sayin' hes the god and shit
Rhymes discriminating, read for a big hit?

Look his face is turnin' blue
Now that bitch is eating his own poo
Standing on the side of this street
Nothin' but tampons on his feet
Lyrically discriminating
Bitch go back to masturbating
Rap is not what you're good at
Here, yourgirlfriends panties, wear it as a hat
Oh, and one more thing
Better learn how to fuckin' sing
You should be on soul train
This rap, your not gonna gain
Maybe weight and more newspaper
Here wanna stick it in my rear?
Too bad you gay faggot
Your nothing but a dirty ass maggot

"Oh, I'm sorry Mr. God"
I fucked your girl, what a nice Bod
"Dear Lord forgive my actions"
Just watch his face, look at those reactions
Excuse me sir, "Is he constipated?"
No he just got discriminated
Lonely ass dirty bum
Better go back to Dim Sum
Tossin' together a buncha dumb words
Go back to eatin' dead birds
Nuttin' but a bitch, slut, homless fag
Go back to the pillow you call a bag
And don't forget to pich your tent
Fuck it dude, just get bent

May as well start from scratch
Cause your girl won't close her snatch
Ok, I'll be a little short this time
Your girl's easy, watch just toss her a dime
I left you with nothing you dumb fuck
I'll burn your lyrics down, just my luck
But don't worry I'll deliver your mail
Here, take this toilet It's "called a pail"
And your right "I don't wanna feel your wrath"
Cause I'm not like you, I don't take it in the ass
You may get me wrong, go smoke some grass
Oh ya, who the fuck is mark?
He wanted your #, "1-900-bum- park?"

I'm sure Elton John could rap better than you
Oh, I better not punch, cause you might sue
Anything for money I guess eh bro
Well I'm done now, go play in the snow..

-Venem
Jadelin Iceheart
Smurt men make me h0t
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Post by Jadelin Iceheart »

Woot Eme, u r teh r0x0r!
Venem Tvar
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Post by Venem Tvar »

Lmao Eme thats some funny shit. =)

-Venem
Ariannda Kusanagi
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Post by Ariannda Kusanagi »

And i'm marrying ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Lucky me *hides her tampons*
Ariannda, in every game its Ariannda !
Babymage !©
Arch Magus of 70 long ass seasons - RETIRED
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We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
lnfamous
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Post by lnfamous »

Holy shit.

Endevor > everyone. Unless someone can top that it's gonna be over.

Disgusting man, simply disgusting. Much love.
Ariannda Kusanagi
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Post by Ariannda Kusanagi »

Please Eme > Endevor... and i won't start with Venem
Ariannda, in every game its Ariannda !
Babymage !©
Arch Magus of 70 long ass seasons - RETIRED
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We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
Emetibu
Makes Beek Wish He Had A Vagina
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Post by Emetibu »

Not very good at it but damn it was fun.

I saw the movie this weekend so I decided to get in on the fun.
Venem Tvar
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Post by Venem Tvar »

Lol eme that was friggin hilarious, im still crackin up about that.. god, that has to be the best topic to do in a few lines to totally cut down someone low, lol, Good Job /cheer ;)

-Venem
lnfamous
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Post by lnfamous »

I can imagine seeing 6 white kids trying to act like they are black gangsta rappers from the hood..
Please be more narrow minded and stereotypical.
Ariannda Kusanagi
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Post by Ariannda Kusanagi »

Ph33r Eminem !.... and EME !
Ariannda, in every game its Ariannda !
Babymage !©
Arch Magus of 70 long ass seasons - RETIRED
Battle tag Ariannda #1491


We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
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Alluveal
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Post by Alluveal »

Please be more narrow minded and stereotypical.
Hi, pot... meet kettle. Frickin worm. Go play in the street.
lnfamous
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Post by lnfamous »

As much as I enjoy eating box, and reading about girls eating box, Eme missed the idea of the battle and wanted my erection to give her the 5k. It was close, and I almost did it, but I'm trying to be fair about it and her rap wasn't about anyone specifically... just funny and made my dick hard like when I watch the Tatu video.

Endevor vs. Venem looks like it's to be the battle to watch. Right now End is out in front, but it's not over for 3 more days. Keep 'em comin, getting better and better everyday.

:shock:
lnfamous
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Post by lnfamous »

Thx for feedback Alluveal.
Last 4 letters of your name spell Veal
That makes you a small cow
Let me show you how
Infamous gets down

How bad did it sting
When I said that VC thing
Everyone knows it's true
Noone says anything though, what can I do?

Your leader dogged you, soon you'll crumble
The weak, 2 years ago, "pot/kettle" joke didn't make me stumble
Call in all the has beens, we can rumble

Trickin on EQ, that's your game?
You should talk to Saage, you 2 are the same.
Substituting flirting for skills, pretty fucking lame
But a nice shortcut to Brell fame

Post more pictures of your fat ass blowing kisses
Maybe it'll make everyone forget about the Infamous disses
Keep looking down like an elitest
I'll use Shake N' Bake when I eat your fuckin featus
Riverwolf 60
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Post by Riverwolf 60 »

IMO GwildorBertanzetti wins already.... good shit.... i like.
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