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Jarochai Alabaster
The Original Crayola Cleric
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by Jarochai Alabaster » Sun Sep 11, 2005 3:48 pm
faggots
You are far gayer than I could ever hope to accomplish. I bow to your superior homosexuality, o great flaming one. Would that I could be such a fag as you, but I am unworthy of such prestige, for not even I have sucked as much cock as you. So gay are you, that you suck the cock and have yet to be returned the favor. You prefer it that way, I'm sure, as all cumwhores do. May I and the other board faggots look up to you for guidance in the ways of the gays. You are our mentor.
And no, you're not getting any of us to blow you, either.
"I find it elevating and exhilarating to discover that we live in a universe which permits the evolution of molecular machines as intricate and subtle as we."
-Carl Sagan
Saevrok
Knight of St. Burzlaff
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by Saevrok » Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:02 pm
There is only one things that can beat a gay man... thats fucking him hard with a nice long hard dick! BEND OVER JARO GET DOWN WITH THE GAY!
Energy is neither created or destroyed, so it is fairly safe to assume the particles that make up your body will exist forever. We are all eternal.
Jarochai Alabaster
The Original Crayola Cleric
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by Jarochai Alabaster » Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:39 pm
Don't make promises you aren't prepared to keep~
"I find it elevating and exhilarating to discover that we live in a universe which permits the evolution of molecular machines as intricate and subtle as we."
-Carl Sagan
Saevrok
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by Saevrok » Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:03 am
Meh, your right, but it shut up all the poo flinging monkeys now didnt it?
Energy is neither created or destroyed, so it is fairly safe to assume the particles that make up your body will exist forever. We are all eternal.
Xican
Grand Inspector Inquisitor Commander
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by Xican » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:02 pm
I'm not a poo flinging monkey, you're a poo flinging monkey.
And whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
"If beer has never touched your lips, you've never dropped the mitts or packed a dip, chances are you're not a hockey player, and if you are -- chances are you're not a very good one"
-Todd Bertuzzi
Mukik
Knight of the East & West
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by Mukik » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:28 pm
so was katie in reality a guy?or maybe that crunchy sock he hid under his pillow?
I am lost. please hold me.
Saevrok
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by Saevrok » Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:00 pm
It was a collection of used latex gloves socks and hand towels that he dated for several years.
Energy is neither created or destroyed, so it is fairly safe to assume the particles that make up your body will exist forever. We are all eternal.
Taxious
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by Taxious » Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:10 pm
/bow Axheren
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Taxious
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by Taxious » Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:13 pm
Oh, and /bow latex gloves as well! Latex is teh hotzors.
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Ariannda Kusanagi
WTB New Title
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by Ariannda Kusanagi » Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:59 pm
i aspire to be as gay as Tax and Jaro =/
Embar Angylwrath
President: Rsak Fan Club
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by Embar Angylwrath » Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:11 pm
Ariannda Kusanagi wrote: i aspire to be as gay as Tax and Jaro =/
Then you must take a huge dick in your ass.
Correction Mr. President, I DID build this, and please give Lurker a hug, we wouldn't want to damage his self-esteem.
Embar
Alarius
Ariannda Kusanagi
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by Ariannda Kusanagi » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:37 pm
Embar Angylwrath wrote: Ariannda Kusanagi wrote: i aspire to be as gay as Tax and Jaro =/
Then you must take a huge dick in your ass.
does it HAVE to be huge ?
Taxious
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by Taxious » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:33 pm
Well at least one of them does.
Double penetration 4TW~!
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Garrdor
Damnit Jim!
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by Garrdor » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:12 am
Can I please spread the icing on the cake?!
Axheren... BEHOLD!
Didn't your mama ever tell you not to tango with a carrot?
Jarochai Alabaster
The Original Crayola Cleric
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by Jarochai Alabaster » Thu Sep 29, 2005 4:48 am
does it HAVE to be huge ?
There's no point if it isn't.
"I find it elevating and exhilarating to discover that we live in a universe which permits the evolution of molecular machines as intricate and subtle as we."
-Carl Sagan
Ariannda Kusanagi
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by Ariannda Kusanagi » Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:53 pm
Jarochai Alabaster wrote: does it HAVE to be huge ?
There's no point if it isn't.
I will never be gay enough *sigh*
Embar Angylwrath
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by Embar Angylwrath » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:52 pm
You'll never know until you try. Stop being so self-defeating. I'd bet you'd be surprised on how big a dick you can cram up your shoot. Go on, give it your best shot.
We're all behind you on this.
Correction Mr. President, I DID build this, and please give Lurker a hug, we wouldn't want to damage his self-esteem.
Embar
Alarius
Taxious
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by Taxious » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:56 pm
We're all behind you on this.
literally!
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Ariannda Kusanagi
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by Ariannda Kusanagi » Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:18 pm
Taxious wrote: We're all behind you on this.
literally!
I love you guys, you're always so encouraging of me as long as it involves cock. What more could i ask for ? <3
*yeah i "opened myself up" for that one*