Oh, wait. Who is the one who was going on about someone not having a defined policy? Or any policy to speak of?
Was that you, off crying in the corner? Why, yes it was!

Now that you get hit with a side by side comparison, you're all 'What do you need me for?'
Embar, I'll tell you what I need you for.
To mock.

Because you deserve mockery.
You don't like his positions on guns? Or judges? Or abortion? Fine, say so.
But don't pussy out with 'I dunno what he wants to do' when five minutes spent away from the lotion would do your education wonders. At least then you'd just look like a GOPbot like normal, instead of like Rsak with a book on gravity.