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I dunno, I guess I was spoiled. I got to read stuff like "The Sound of Silence" and "The Death of The Ball Turret Gunner" in school.
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Post by Thorg Frostfist »

So did we have a winner? I was too lazy to read through everything :)
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Post by EndevorDaSlackah »

Infamous just recently moved to an appartment and he doesn't have cable yet. I think he's getting it within the next week or so, not 100% sure.


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Post by dioz00 »

[quote="lnfamous"]Thx for feedback Alluveal.
Last 4 letters of your name spell Veal
That makes you a small cow
Let me show you how
Infamous gets down

How bad did it sting
When I said that VC thing
Everyone knows it's true
Noone says anything though, what can I do?

Your leader dogged you, soon you'll crumble
The weak, 2 years ago, "pot/kettle" joke didn't make me stumble
Call in all the has beens, we can rumble

Trickin on EQ, that's your game?
You should talk to Saage, you 2 are the same.
Substituting flirting for skills, pretty fucking lame
But a nice shortcut to Brell fame

Post more pictures of your fat ass blowing kisses
Maybe it'll make everyone forget about the Infamous disses
Keep looking down like an elitest
I'll use Shake N' Bake when I eat your fuckin featus[/quote]



i think this is teh winner! hall of flame plz~ its like alluveal got bitchslapped 3 times =x
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Post by Alluveal »

YEAH I SURE GOT OWNED! OMG!! I AM SO TEH VICTIM.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by Jokanaan »

People who string HA's like that should be shot in the face with rock salt.
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Post by dioz00 »

no no no, u got bitch slapped.



i should pay infamous to do one on "baby mage" lol. wheres infa when u need em =-x
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Post by Harlowe »

Don't worry about it Alluveal (not that you are) obviously your goofing-off blowing kisses picture should have been an air-brushed overly coiffed strip-mall glamor shot for the trailer park boys to appreciate it.

I didn't see that as her getting owned, just someone making themselves look like a putrid dick.
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Post by Jadelin Iceheart »

I didn't see that as her getting owned, just someone making themselves look like a putrid dick.
/agree

I've never held much respect for Infamous' opinion nor yours, Dioz, regarding other people. I certainly find your paltry attempt at bitchslapping pretty pathetic.
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Post by dioz00 »

I cant speak for infa, but not that any one was looking for your approval Jade. Its funny every one thinks its all fun and games till it comes to some one they know, right jade? Bitch slappin is teh fun
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Post by Croinc »

Smack mah bitch up!
Smack mah bitch up!
Where's Ronald Reagan when you need him???
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Post by Jadelin Iceheart »

I wasn't offering my approval or lack thereof, just voicing my opinion as one might be wont to do on this board. I personally didn't find yours funny or very creative unlike Endevor's, Gwil's and Partha's. You see, I don't know Alluveal. Yours wasn't fun, you tried to get personal and went for lame cheap shots. But if you want to behave like an immature dick, be my guest, and yes, I know, Infa's got your back.
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Post by Alluveal »

Don't worry about it Alluveal (not that you are) obviously your goofing-off blowing kisses picture should have been an air-brushed overly coiffed strip-mall glamor shot for the trailer park boys to appreciate it.
Oh F* there goes my coupon to Glamour Shots.
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Post by Awea »

I'll offer my opinion: it sucked and it had a bad flow.

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Post by Nachtduivel »

Hey, I'm just a troll
But during this lull
I'd like to poll
Every single person out there
What Endevor says, does anybody care?

He's like a pussified dog, all bark and no bite
He tries to act tough and put up a fight
But it's so easy to see he's full of shit
He just doesn't feel like admitting it

I think Gwildor had the best rhymes of us all
He showed us what it's like to pimp, mac and ball
His rhymes didn't go slowly or crawl
And whomever disagrees, hit your head against a wall

He didn't come off of as overly crude
Like some of you morons, he wasn't lewd
He was entertaining no matter how rude
I bet Endevor thinks about him in the nude

Ok, I know I'm just spouting off lines
But I hope this ends those peoples' whines
About the sexual content in Eme's raps
Christ, just relax and drink some Schnapps

Shut up, be quiet and calm down
I know this word's tossed around, but don't be a clown
I think that this thread is one of the most entertaining
Even the haikus pertaining

Croinc, stop rapping you're making Texas look bad
Ah shit, you make Baby Jesus so fucking sad
Nah, I'm just playing you know
But no offense, your rhymes do blow

Lisset, how is your name pronounced?
Did you know your name has been denounced?
Apparently you're nothing more than a whore
And over that, you're just a bore.

This has been dragging on for too long
So see you later, I hope you enjoyed my song

Nachtduivel.
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Post by dioz00 »

sure. thats what the board is all about after all jade.
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Post by Jadelin Iceheart »

Haha, good stuff, Nacht.

Whatever floats your boat, Dioz.
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Post by Harlowe »

I think Nacht had me at hello ..../sniffle

Nicely done. :lol:
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Post by SicTimMitchell »

The symbolic representation of meter in a given work of poetry is done by marking stressed syllables with a "-" (actually a macron) and unstressed syllables with a "u."

To represent the rhyme scheme, you look only at the last words of each line, and mark ones that rhyme with matching numerals.

Thus, to mark the meter and rhyme in a great work of poetry :

There once was a girl named Louise 1
u - u u u u u -

Whose cunt hair hung down to her knees 1
u - u u u u u -

The crabs in her twat 2
u - u u u -

Tied the hair in a knot 2
u - u u u -

And constructed a flying trapeze 1
u - u u u u u u -

That knowledge cost me thousands of dollars, but I feel the sudden urge to give it away for free.
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Post by Blooh Sugah »

And yet, oddly, I walk away from your post knowing not one bit more about the subject you just presented.
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