Axheren the Paladin arrested.

Embar Angylwrath · Post by **Embar Angylwrath** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:32 pm

AxherenThePaladin wrote:. i got the shit stomped out of me. 35 stitches total in my mouth and my lips. it was terrible.

With those few words, you have brought much joy.

We thank you.

Mukik · Post by **Mukik** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:25 pm

you cant pay for this kind of stupidity.

Garrdor · Post by **Garrdor** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:00 pm

so you thought the story of me getting jumped was funny eh? i guess if u thought it was fake, it'd be funny. i got the shit stomped out of me. 35 stitches total in my mouth and my lips. it was terrible. it was actually, in a sense, caused by katie. she was supposed to give me a ride home but she was being a bitch so i decided to take the NJ Transit bus home with my boys and well....yah so it was gay and i learned my lesson.

And did I actually post a picture of myself up here? Ah, well I'll see if I can get another one up here, I'm not really so computer smart any more so when I figure it out I'll link it.[/url]

Yes, I did.

The sucky part is that you got fucking blood all over me and my friends shoes.

jookkor · Post by **jookkor** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:08 pm

I thought Ny transit was fun and funny when I was there how did you manage to get beat on while using it?? I didnt particularly notice any actual space to move around enough to fight.

Yshaa · Post by **Yshaa** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:51 pm

AxherenThePaladin wrote:
btw katie is ancient history, tho im glad i entertained u all with my teenage drama.

if you're implying you're not a teenager anymore, last i remember you claimed to be of an age younger than i, and i am presently 18...i still have teenage drama comin out my ass. I am the grand vizier of teenage drama, you, little boy, are not out of the proverbial woods of drama yet.

AxherenThePaladin · Post by **AxherenThePaladin** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:26 pm

Im 16, and while u may be consumed with drama, I am not. I've got beef with people, but it don't bother me. lol...I know this is a place to make fun of people, but think if that happend to one of your kids. You'd get to see them with there lip hanging off. *sigh* And it was the NJ transit. I wasn't on the bus, I was waiting at the bus stop. Ah well, whatever.

Fuck ya'll, all ya'll. If ya'll dont like me...blow me.-Dr. Dre

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:32 pm

How many years do you think Axheren going to claim to be 16? /snerk

AxherenThePaladin · Post by **AxherenThePaladin** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:12 pm

when i turn 17, dumbass.

Xican · Post by **Xican** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:45 pm

A better question is why is a fat white kid who gets his ass kicked waiting at a bus stop talking like a thug and quoting Dre?

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:08 pm

Please..you've been 16 for 3 years now.

AxherenThePaladin · Post by **AxherenThePaladin** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 3:41 pm

are u dumb bro? how the fuck can someone be 16 for 3 years. I got jumped when I was 15, I'll be 17 on Feb 24 and get my license on March 6. Please, suck a dick. lol, and a fat white kid? I dont think im the skinniest kid, but I'm 5'8, 153lbs, and maxout on bench at 175. If you'd like, you can suck my balls!

Xican · Post by **Xican** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:14 pm

Whatever you say, fatty.

Hey, chunkster, remember when you posted your fat ass picture on here after whinning about how Katie was getting her fix from all the kids who didn't have rolls? And then you had to beg us to leave you alone, crying about how you were just a kid?

Those were good times, Chunk-o.

AxherenThePaladin · Post by **AxherenThePaladin** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:24 pm

Yah, I know. Katie can do whatever the hell she wants, doesnt bother me none. Xican, go back to sucking dick. At least than someone can appreciate your talents, cause god knows your not funny.

Xican · Post by **Xican** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:03 pm

If ya'll dont like me...blow me

Please, suck a dick.

If you'd like, you can suck my balls!

go back to sucking dick

You sure do talk about sucking dick a lot don't you. Maybe that's the reason you're the only guy on the block that didn't plow Katie, you have an apparent cock sucking fetish. So, when is your fat ass planning to wedge it's way out of the closet?

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:06 pm

Xican, He's asking because he hasn't seen his penis since grade school. He really just wants to know it's still there under the rolls of flesh!

It's not an insult, but a cry for help.

AxherenThePaladin · Post by **AxherenThePaladin** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:18 am

I know I dont really have a whole bunch of original material, but jeeze guys. "Hasn't seen his dick since grade school" "plowing katie" cant come up with anything else, huh?

lol, guess thats why u guys still read this dead-beat of a board on a regular basis. oh and u can fire back and say "but l0l ur re4d1ng it right n0w" but if you noticed which I'm sure none of you did cause I'm not an important figure here, I dont think I posted for about a year nor did I even read the boards.

Oh and, yes, suck my dick.

faggots

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:45 am

I don't think anyone wants to suck something you have to hold up your rolls of flesh for them to find.

Xican · Post by **Xican** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:40 pm

Ax, we're not trying to be original, or funny.

You're a fat closet homosexual. There's nothing funny about that. I actually pity you, because on top of that, you appear to be retarded.

Ariannda Kusanagi · Post by **Ariannda Kusanagi** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:54 pm

Note the flaming reference in the sig, he's not even in the closet. Ax is more like... standing in the middle of a room, with a coat over his head, pretending he's in the closet. It's the "i can't see you if you can't see me" mentality of a 2 year old, or just someone with the brain capacity of one.

BTW no one noticed you hadn't posted, because you started again. And the board rejoiced. The village idiot has come home and given us something to talk about again.

Ariannda Kusanagi · Post by **Ariannda Kusanagi** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:55 pm

btw Xican his profile says he's a 14 year old Studen, looks aren't deceiving

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Axheren the Paladin arrested.

Re: me

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Im 16

when...

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are u stupid

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lol

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original

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