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rajavengerGIA
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Ariannda Kusanagi
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i SO hope that was plugged into a translator and you didn't take the time to do that yourself ! lol
Ariannda, in every game its Ariannda !
Babymage !©
Arch Magus of 70 long ass seasons - RETIRED
Battle tag Ariannda #1491
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
Babymage !©
Arch Magus of 70 long ass seasons - RETIRED
Battle tag Ariannda #1491
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
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-=Xilanthanax=-
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LOL ITS KNOTT VERY FUNNY (KINDA LIKE THAT JOKE)
Make love? Fuck that, I'll make a slut cry. Fuck that, I'll make a slut cum nine times.
Hed PE - CBC (acoustic, live on Bubba The Love Sponge)
Hed PE - Let's Ride (live)
Skindred - Pressure (acoustic, live on Fuse)
Sevendust - Alpha (live)
Massive Attack - Teardrop (live)
Still playin eq, and waitin for Hellgate: London.
Hed PE - CBC (acoustic, live on Bubba The Love Sponge)
Hed PE - Let's Ride (live)
Skindred - Pressure (acoustic, live on Fuse)
Sevendust - Alpha (live)
Massive Attack - Teardrop (live)
Still playin eq, and waitin for Hellgate: London.
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Ariannda Kusanagi
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-=Xilanthanax=-
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That's right, I am Xil! Well, at least in eq2... dunno if xil still exists in eq1, but if he does... thank god it's not me.
Make love? Fuck that, I'll make a slut cry. Fuck that, I'll make a slut cum nine times.
Hed PE - CBC (acoustic, live on Bubba The Love Sponge)
Hed PE - Let's Ride (live)
Skindred - Pressure (acoustic, live on Fuse)
Sevendust - Alpha (live)
Massive Attack - Teardrop (live)
Still playin eq, and waitin for Hellgate: London.
Hed PE - CBC (acoustic, live on Bubba The Love Sponge)
Hed PE - Let's Ride (live)
Skindred - Pressure (acoustic, live on Fuse)
Sevendust - Alpha (live)
Massive Attack - Teardrop (live)
Still playin eq, and waitin for Hellgate: London.