Limited Showing Of 9?

Jarochai Alabaster · Post by **Jarochai Alabaster** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:29 am

Meh, I'm feeling antagonistic lately. Bite the hook or not; it makes little difference to me. I'm only here to read my own posts anyway. Then again, I thought that was the only reason this board still existed.

Garrdor · Post by **Garrdor** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:28 pm

Jarochai Alabaster wrote:Then again, I thought that was the only reason this board still existed.

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Blasphemer! Burn the heretic!

Alluveal · Post by **Alluveal** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:28 pm

I'd rather just talk about Minute's date. Is she hot? Have you seen her boobs?

Select · Post by **Select** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:29 pm

I can imagine Garr's carrot sig saying that.

Minute · Post by **Minute** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:49 am

Boobs are a great bonus, but I'm an ass man. And I believe that something needs to be clarified because a lot of women seem to have the wrong idea of what a good ass is. Dunno how many (stupid white) girls I've heard say they had a 'ghetto booty' when all they had was a big fat WIDE ass. So wake up call ladies, you can only measure how good an ass is by turning sideways. The distance out from the bottom of the small of your back & how horizontal the line is where the top of your legs meet your ass is the determining factor. Not suggesting you be ashamed of your assets, but be aware of what your assets actually are.

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:46 am

Umm, there is not a woman here that thinks WIDE ass = having a nice ass or booty. When they say ghetto booty, they are referring to it's roundness, not it's width.

Was that really suppose to be a helpful "wake up call" or did you just feel the need to say something asshole-ish?

Minute · Post by **Minute** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:10 am

Did that come off assholish? It wasn't intended to be, nor directed at anyone here. Not even sure why I got off on that tangent except it was just a topic that came up this weekend & I've heard it often before. A girl at this shindig I threw was talking about having a ghetto booty and it was nothing but wide. She had hips & that was it. Not only was her ass not good, but there was pretty much zero 'ghetto' about this dumb suburban white girl. Absolutely does not define a good ass. Nor does having a fat ass. I somewhat believe that having a great ass is almost completely based on genetics & that you can take a great ass and make it gross, but you can't take an unshapely ass and make it good. Whoops, I'm ranting randomly again

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:05 am

Yeah, it came off condescending and bit sexist, because any woman with half a brain would know wide asses aren't "nice assess". The whole "wake up call" thing just felt lame.

Select · Post by **Select** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:43 pm

Shh, Harlowe, he's telling us how to be women. We don't know how to critique our bodies properly.

Garrdor · Post by **Garrdor** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:07 am

My standards are based on the following:

1. Human being
2. Alive (exceptions can be made)
3. Not too many weepy/red sores around the vagina/anus/mouth

Alluveal · Post by **Alluveal** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:41 pm

I'm sorry, Harlowe and Select, I want to see examples from Minute on what a good ass is VS a bad ass. I'm fascinated.

See . . . I love me some Jessica Biel butt. I just love it. I want to squeeze it and lay on it like a pillow.

On the smaller side, I think Jaime Pressly also has a very nice butt:

Granted, Jaime's is likely photoshopped a bit, but it's pretty damn heavenly.

And the more that I think about it, the more I think I'm an ass-woman as opposed to boobs. I like them both, but ass just has more oomph to it, ya know?

And yet, they are so different. I just don't get your formula, Minute. Elaborate.

Taxious · Post by **Taxious** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:42 pm

Since when does Minute care about being a sexist asshole anyway??

Jarochai Alabaster · Post by **Jarochai Alabaster** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:37 pm

Jamie Pressly's ass is just...um...gross. Maybe it's just the picture, but I'm honestly not seeing anything even remotely attractive about that woman.

Beil, on the other hand...well I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't have to think about it before I told her no.

Garrdor · Post by **Garrdor** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:33 pm

One time I was whacking off pretty feverishly to this animated gif that took FOREVER to load. It was on 4chan /s/ .

Anyways, this thing is like 100-200 frames loading one by one. It's this sexy ass kinda rotating to one side, and when it turned all the way around - I noticed there was a penis and ballsack protruding from the front of this individual. I had semen all over my hand/dick/pubes at this point.

Minute · Post by **Minute** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:02 am

Want perfection? Look up Keyra Agustina. But again, back shots don't cut it. To accurately determine if it's a good butt or not you have to have a side shot, because the curve & way it sits up is the important factors. Tight Jeans can be deceptive.

Biel is almost an exception to the rule. She doesn't necessarily follow the rules to having a good butt, but like many, when I saw that shot in Chuck & Larry, wowza! Something mystical happening there.

Oh and Tax, no I don't give a shit, but I do respect Harlowe enough to care if she thought my mini-rant was directed at anyone in particular. The upside is Select seemed to be offended. Score!

Falundir X`Viento · Post by **Falundir X`Viento** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:55 am

http://backsidepotential.com/wp-content ... 99x300.jpg

Garrdor · Post by **Garrdor** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:48 am

Check out the butt on that!

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"Yeah, he must work out!"

Select · Post by **Select** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:08 pm

Finally saw 9 and liked it. Lots of animation friends complained about lack of character development and how short it was. I thought it was fine. It was easy to grasp the personalities right off the bat. Also, the characters were new to the world and just trying to survive, there wasn't much else to know about them.

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