New Star Trek Prequel

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Now all they have to do is the original 1-7 movies with this new cast.

Then... they should have Picard played by the guy who plays LEX FROM SMALLVILLE.... YES! He's bald right? PERFECT!

Billy Corgan still has a baby face. We could have young vampire Picard!

[Harlowe]

Gratuitous reply to make sure Lulu sees my avatar pic.

Aren't you like a muy caliente Agentinian or something as well. That's bald and spicy.

[Klast Brell]

Right I'm from Tucuman, Argentina. That's the little red one near the top. And that area is not known for it's spicy food as much as for it's beef and sugar cane. You can make as much innuendo out of that as you like.

[Harlowe]

My innuendo had more to do with spicy passionate men.

It sounds beautfiul there, I love the old colonial structures - what the hell are you doing in MN?

[Ariannda Kusanagi]

I'd like a glass of wine and a side of that beef cake ... i mean Klast !

[Klast Brell]

Condensed Klast Timeline

Father is an Argentine Exchange Student who meets my mom at college in Pennsylvania.
Over the next 8 or so years they marry, have a few kids, He gets work experience as an engineer for Phillips designing electric razors.
In 1970 Father gets homesick and takes the family to Argentina. Klast is less than a year old.
Klast grows up in she shadow of the dirty war and the military junta.
In December 1979 Klast's mother leaves her husband and takes the kids with her back to the USA.
Klast's mother finds a job in Washington DC.
Klast spends a lot of time touring the Smithsonian. The Air and Space Museum is cool.
In late 1980 Klast's mom is transferred to the corporate headquarters in Minneapolis.
In 2000 Klast's friend Relbeek tells him about this cool game called Everquest...

[Harlowe]

Damn, I wish I had that much "scenic" variety as a child. I was in Northern MN until I went to school in the Twin Cities.

[Garrdor]

That's how I like them...

Spicy, Sweet, Bald, Exporters of Sugar Cane, Located in the southern hemisphere.

[Alluveal]

oh my...

[Klast Brell]

And I like scruffy Robert Smith looking wise asses in hospital scrubs.

[Garrdor]

Dd, ban this bald chump for posting RL info.

Jk....


No, really

[Freecare Spiritwise]

2004 - Klast releases a book titled "The Audacity of Klast"
2005 - The book becomes an international best seller.
2006 - Paramount Studios buys the rights to the book.
2007 - The movie goes $100M over budget, and is mistakenly set in Austria instead of Argentina.
2008 - Several studio executives are ousted in the scandal, and the movie is never released.

[Klast Brell]

So paramount got Michael Bay to direct?

[Garrdor]

</movievoice> In a world where hair is everything, and the bald are the source of public ridcule - one man steps up, and brings revolution in his wake.

*shows scene of a little bald boy hiding behind a corner with a sub-machinegun as south-american looking troops march down the street*

*Preview music for Hellboy 2 plays in the background as young Klast does a sideways dive firing his gun in slow-motion*

*Cuts to an older Klast putting on a space-age VR suit and running around in Norrath* *Female voice in background says "Welcome to EverQuest"*

*Plays dramatic minimalist piano music* "What happened to your hair?" A young attractive female lead actress inquires. Klast turns away from her, dramatically. "I... I..." He says, *it cuts away before he can answer*

*flashes to an even older Klast holding a rifle up in the air with one arm, standing at a podium, a huge stadium of people with bald heads cheering, camera flash galore*

*Shows long-haired government troops/swat team kicking in a door and encircling a computer chair with Brell-Rants on the PC screen in front of it*

*Music stops*

*Chair spins around* *rising cinematic strings play sharply*

*Its' a bald CPR dummy with a bomb strapped to it*

*EXPLOSION*

*Coming out of the flames, a metal-studded "KLAST BRELL"*

Coming to a theater near you.

[Klast Brell]

Garrdor wins.

I salute you sir.

[Partha]

You DO realize, Garr, that winning the internets requires you to file a 1040A now, right? No EZ for j00!

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Aw come on, Garr needs to be Hall of Flamed for this. Pleeeease?

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[Alluveal]

Garr rocks.