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Redskins were the last team to beat mah Pats. 18 in a row now.
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Flaten wrote:Redskins were the last team to beat mah Pats. 18 in a row now.
/em uses his hand to cover his eyes and lean on his palm in disgust.

They were down there, in the red zone, and fumble for a 67 yard touchdown return.

Good.

Fucking.

God.

My well thought out analysis done in by dumbshit mistakes...
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Patriot's special teams sucked big time. The Bills scored 17 points, 7 came from a kick off return and another 7 was set up by the punter droping the snap and then running for 34 yards :roll: Bills played well but I knew that Bledsoe wasn't going to have a great day with the Bill's O-line and the Pats blitzing.

Going out on a line now and saying they'll beat the Dolphins next week at home. I'm sure Nick will be chilling the champagne somewhere though.
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I have NO idea how I'm still even in the matchup this week with Yutsano's team. What's the likelihood of Pennington + Moss = 0 points?
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dont woryr the pats ill break the record aainst h the colphins and then ill have another ting to gloat about) i men evry week its like upset pats lose well guess what uve been saying thta for 18 wees and u havent been right yet)
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Moss had a bye week which probably why he had zero points.
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Santana Moss, not Randy.
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GACK!!!! Up by 12 points on Zyllen but he still has JAMAL LEWIS left against a FUCKING SHITTY KANSAS CITY DEFENSE!!!!

Just slit my wrists now please.... -_-
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Hoping for a 2 TD and hundred yard + night from JL.

Can't believe I am this close to you Zany, I thought I could chalk up an L this week for sure.
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Zyllen wrote:Hoping for a 2 TD and hundred yard + night from JL.

Can't believe I am this close to you Zany, I thought I could chalk up an L this week for sure.
All 3 wide outs underperformed. The one that did perform was sitting on the bench. Shit, I still can't believe I got 8 points out of Stephen Jackson.
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You got 8 points out of Steven Jackson because Martz sucks ballz. 2 Goal line series and no touchdown for Faulk. I'm so bitter right now because of that ass. Although I didn't expect Marshal to have an incredible season this year but def worth a 5th round pick in my league as a second back behind Alexander. Hell the guy runs for 125 yards and I dont know how many receiving yards and both goal line touchdowns go to other backs. Fuck Martz in his ear.

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ZanypherCocoapuffs wrote:
Flaten wrote:Redskins were the last team to beat mah Pats. 18 in a row now.
/em uses his hand to cover his eyes and lean on his palm in disgust.

They were down there, in the red zone, and fumble for a 67 yard touchdown return.

Good.

Fucking.

God.

My well thought out analysis done in by dumbshit mistakes...
No, you just aren't a Skins fan.

If you paid any attention to them, you'd see just how many dumbshit mistakes they make ;)
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I really enjoyed the minus 5 points out of Collins this week.

Might as well have not even started a QB. I hate bye week plug-ins =P
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Zyllen wrote:Hoping for a 2 TD and hundred yard + night from JL.
WHO THE FUCK SAID THE CHIEFS DEFENSE COULD COME THROUGH FOR ME?!

*gasp pant weeze!*

I thought I was hosed!
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I have NO idea how I'm still even in the matchup this week with Yutsano's team. What's the likelihood of Pennington + Moss = 0 points?
Doesn't matter, I think your defense saved you.

And GODDAMMIT WHAT IS IT WITH RUNNING BACKS AND FUCKIN POT???
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Ugh, last week was horrid. 7-7 record. Only one of my upsets came through. /sigh.

Overall: 39 - 21

Gonna make it short this week, I have a cold and don't feel like being long winded.

Cleveland at Pittsburgh. Browns got a running game. Browns still suck. Steelers still have Big Ben, who is doing fine. Steelers D > Browns D. Browns 17, Steelers 20.

Detroit at Atlanta. Detroit not as good as their record. Atlanta has Vick. Duh. Lions 17, Vick 24.

Miami at New England. 0-16, do I have to keep saying it? Dolphins 0, Patriots 400

Minnesota at Houston. Vikings have offense, but a questionable defense. Moss, Culepepper. Yep. Texans are gonna give it their all going for that 3-0 for the first time in their history crap, but this is too much for a mediocre team to overcome. Vikings 30, Texans 20.

New Jersey Giants at Dallas. Giants are playing well. Cowboys have no running game. Giants 24, Cowboys 20.

Oakland at Indanapolis. Raiders WERE doing good. Dunno what the hell happened. Indianapolis would still win even if everybody on their defense was dead, which is hard to disguinish from what they are now. Raiders 30, Colts 40.

Tampa Bay at New Orleans. Chris Simms starts for the Bucs. Promising. 'Aints are looking like they were last year. Rollercoaster... of love.. rollercoaster... which means they win this one. Bucs 17, Saints 27.

Beefalo at New Jersey Jets. Bills bills bills... /sigh... you let me down last week. Which means you'll lose too until you face the Dolphins. You're 1-15. Jets are basically doing just damn fine thanks. Bills 17, Jets 24.

Jacksonville at San Diego. All Defense. Even the All Defense Bucs lost 4. Even the All Defense Ravens lost 7. Jacksonville 3-2. Chargers are on a roll. Jaguars 20, Chargers 27.

Arizona at San Francisco. Cards. Cards? Cards! There's the team I thought they'd be in preseason! 49ers are just sad. Cards 24, 49ers 23.

Carolina at Denver. Rocky mountain higggghhhh.. Stephen Davis may feel what Ricky Williams is undoubtedly experiencing daily. Denver has been either so bad they're terrible or so good they're unbeatable. Yueokgjch. Panthers 20, Broncos 27.

St. Louis at Seattle. Offense shakey. Defense shakier. Seattle's offense hasn't even gotten going yet. Scary thought for you Rams fans. Seattle D is the real deal and will hurt someone. Rams 0, Seahawks 30.

Baltimore at Washington. Ok, so, yeah, the Ravens have some offense. Some. They don't seem to be able to do well in prime time television spots tho, and Jamal Lewis' going up the river is going to be a distraction. Redskins, save a fucking time out this time! Ravens 13, Redskins 17.

Tennesee at Green Bay. Who put this flaming pile of dogshit on MNF? Titans get McNair back. Good for them. Green Bay gets Favre back. Good for them. Prediction? Ghost of Lombardi comes back and drags them both finally into the grave. Titans 14, Packers 17.
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St. Louis at Seattle. Offense shakey. Defense shakier. Seattle's offense hasn't even gotten going yet. Scary thought for you Rams fans. Seattle D is the real deal and will hurt someone. Rams 0, Seahawks 30.


Do you honestly thing the Seabags defense can pitch a shutout? I'd just be happy with a win, any defense can look good against the Bucs and 49ers. On the turf I'd say the Rams will have a pretty good game.
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Last Week: 9-5
Overall: 39-21

Week 5 -----

New York NYG (3-1) vs. Dallas (2-1)
Minnesota (2-1) vs. Houston (2-2)
Oakland (2-2) vs. Indianapolis (3-1)
Tampa Bay (0-4) vs. New Orleans (2-2)
Cleveland (2-2) vs. Pittsburgh (3-1)
Miami (0-4) vs. New England (3-0)
Detroit (2-1) vs. Atlanta (4-0)
Jacksonville (3-1) vs. San Diego (2-2)
Buffalo (0-3) vs. New York NYJ (3-0)
Arizona (1-3) vs. San Francisco (0-4)
St. Louis (2-2) vs. Seattle (3-0)
Carolina (1-2) vs. Denver (3-1)
Baltimore (2-2) vs. Washington (1-3)

Monday Night
Tennessee (1-3) vs. Green Bay (1-3)
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Week 3: 10-4 Season to date: 39-21

Week 5

New York Football Giants vs. Dallas
Minnesota vs. Houston
Oakland vs. Indianapolis
Tampa Bay vs. New Orleans
Cleveland vs. Pittsburgh
Miami vs. New England
Detroit vs. Atlanta (4-0)
Jacksonville vs. San Diego
Buffalo vs. New York Jets
Arizona vs. San Francisco
St. Louis vs. Seattle
Carolina vs. Denver
Baltimore vs. Washington
Tennessee vs. Green Bay
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M-m-m-ega choke by the 'hawks thoughts on that Zany
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