Star Trek: The Dark Kirk Rises

[Garrdor]

Trailer below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVPVRcymHnc

[Massterloo]

In the corner of the poster you can see old Spock pointing at Khaaaaaaaan, and saying I told you so.


They later send him, and his followers to the planet the American Indians inhabit during ST Voyager. Have them fuck up the Cardasians, and close the wormwhole. It should be a 30 minute movie if they listen to what Old Spock tells them to do.

Im actually surprised they didn't use "Rises" somewhere in the title.

[Garrdor]

Start Wreck(ing everything onscreen into explosions and debris)

Lets get some titles going for future Star Trek sequels.

Star Trek: Requiem
Star Trek: Rise From Ashes
Star Trek: I'm 20 years old what is space truck?
Star Trek: Redemption
Star Trek: Resurrection
Star Trek: Insurrection (wait?! what?!)
Star Trek Rises
Star Trek: Infinite (Boldy Go Edition)
Star Trek: Buy Iphones and Drink Pepsi
Space Movie: Lets Do Some Karate and shoot LAZER GUNZ
Space Quest (?!?!)
Kids in space 3 (Soundtrack by LMFAO)
Moneygrab 3: Ferengis are real and you're stuck in their timeloop
Star Trek Saga: Rise of Khan
Star Trek Black
Star Trek One
Star Trek : Code Red
Star Trek: I'm Lovin' It
Diet Star Trek

Im running out of ideas.

[Garrdor]

While I'm at it, let's start casting for the re-reboot of Star Trek.

Kirk will be played by Channing Tatum
Spock will be played by Taylor Lautner
Sulu will be played by a white person ala Cloud Atlas makeup.
Uhura will be played by Willow Smith
Chekov will be played by Jeremy Renner
Scotty will be fully CGI and voiced by Mike Meyers doing his patented "Scottish" accent. (Meal ticket, boyyyeeee)

[Ddrak]

Wouldn't a reboot of NextGen be logically the next thing to pursue?

Dd

[Alluveal]

That's the voice of Smaug in the voiceover. I got hot in my girlyparts remembering that.

[Garrdor]

New trailer up

Apparently the word "Trek" in Star Trek = Vertical movement. There's so much jumping off cliffs/falling in the trailer.

[Jarochai Alabaster]

New trailer up

Apparently the word "Trek" in Star Trek = Vertical movement. There's so much jumping off cliffs/falling in the trailer.

I especially like how it tells us absolutely fucking nothing about the plot. Probably because the movie doesn't have one.

[Alluveal]

Jaro, you are a bag full of downer Debbie lately. WTF?

[Taxious]

Jaro, you are a bag full of downer Debbie lately. WTF?

I was noticing that too. Go get laid man.

[Jarochai Alabaster]

Please elaborate. How is an accurate assessment of the trailer being a "Debbie downer?" And what else have I said to reinforce this perception?

[Harlowe]

I think it might just be a series of negative posts mebbe.

[Freecare Spiritwise]

I would watch Star Trek it even if there was no plot. Come to think of it, Star Trek has never been too deep on plot.

[Taxious]

Please elaborate. How is an accurate assessment of the trailer being a "Debbie downer?" And what else have I said to reinforce this perception?

Eh I just saw a few grumpypants posts while browsing politics, and then this. Probably just reading too much into it. Glad you are all cheer and fuzzballs if we are wrong!

[Alluveal]

Yeah, I want less grumpypants and more HAPPY PANTS!

[Massterloo]

Bump.
In case people didn't believe that I called it.



And I like Grumpy Cat.

[ZanypherCocoapuffs]

Despite my rampant cynicism I was enjoying this movie until about the last quarter of it. After that my eyes were rolled so far back into my head I could see the people behind me groaning.

*EDIT*

Whoa, gotta adjust that sig a bit.