THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED

[Garrdor]

I swear im saving up all my money and moving out of this goddamn country.

Im sick of this great nation spiraling down the drain into socialism. OBAMA IS GOING TO TURN US INTO SOVIET RUSSIA. I am so ashamed for any of you
that voted for him. Our country was great at one point. It was really going places. 2008 came around and OBAMA RUINED EVERYTHING. The job market crashed and everyone got on unemployment for the first time ever. It literally sucked all the gold bars out of fort knox. We barely have any left, and we owe it to china anyways (THANKS OBUMMER). Why do i have to work so hard so some stupid welfare family can have a home/healthcare/etc (ALL SHIT I HAVE TO WORK AND PAY FOR!!!!)

ALRIGHT LIBTARDS. YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANT. YOU MIGHT GET TO SEE THE DOCTOR AND THE DENTIST... BUT A HOMELESS JOBLESS PERSON IS A HOMELESS JOBLESS PERSON. Hope you like your white teeth and functional body while you're using it to sleep under a bridge at night. God save us all. Jesus give me strength to overcome the evils that have happened today.

RECOUNT! RECOUNT! RECOUNT! RECOUNT! RECOUNT!

[Garrdor]

WE NEED TO STEP UP THE GAME NOW. THE STATES THAT VOTED RED NEED TO CLAIM OUR INDEPENDENCE FROM THE LIBTARD BLUE COASTAL/NORTH. OUR OWN LEADERS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD. ALL THE BLUE STATES USE UP ALL THE SOCIAL PROGRAM TAX MONEY ANYWAYS RIGHT??!?!

GO CHOKE ON YOUR COMMUNISM JUST LIKE CANADA. THE FUTURE OF AMERICA IS THE SECOND AMERICAN REVOLUTION. THE RIGHTEOUS WILL STAND TALL, WHILE THE LAZY WELFARE LIBERALS FALL!

[Garrdor]

BUT NO MATTER WHAT, EVEN IF OSAMABAMA WON -- GOD IS STILL MY COMMANDER IN CHIEF. CANT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME, GODLESS LIBTARDS.

[Alluveal]

Put the Donald away, Garrdor.

[Garrdor]

CMON ALLU GET MY BACK.

IF U AINT WITH ME, U AGAINST ME.

[Garrdor]

...i keep pinching myself. this has to be a nightmare.

WAKE UP GARRDOR
WAKE UP
WAKE UPPPPPP

*GUN TO HEAD*

AYN RAND BABY I'LL SEE YOU SOON!

[Garrdor]

...daddys coming home.

time to go to the ol' starship freemarket-enterprise in the sky. goodbye cruel world.

[Alluveal]

[Harlowe]

Karl Rove had a meltdown and fought with Fox about reporting Ohio, sending Megyn Kelly off to "get to the bottom of it". Donald Trump freaks the fuck out then deletes his tweets.

But Victoria Jackson's tweets were epic candy....

I can't stop crying, America died, America died....Thanks a lot Christians, for not showing up. You disgust me.

Seriously, she is the craziest diva bat.

[Garrdor]

She could be a regular party member if she understood how to use proper verbiage.

Ex. 1A: "Thanks alot christians for not showing up. You disgust me!"

Proper verbiage: "What we need is to bring this country back to it's former glory. It's a difficult thing to accomplish without the help of good christian folk"