Married Dating & Affairs

[Select]

Dates or one night stands with the horny desperate folk? Come on, Ara, we know you're horny and desperate.

[Arathena]

Dates or one night stands with the horny desperate folk? Come on, Ara, we know you're horny and desperate.

Dates. And I'm no longer desperate, thank you very much~.

[Garrdor]

It's weird that people care about sex this much.

[Arathena]

Why?

It's not like we're societally programmed that it's both wonderful and sinful to fill a basic biological imperative or anything.

[Garrdor]

Lol, I guess so.

I just have this unfair condescending view on the dating culture. That's what I get for being with only 1 person (going on 6 years now).

(ps. no christian moral bullshit included)

[Select]

Garr, don't prod Ara. He's not desperate, okay?

[Arathena]

Garr, don't prod Ara. He's not desperate, okay?

*shrug*

I've been shacked up with the same girl for four months now. So, no, not desperate.

[Select]

Arg. I re-read my sentence and it came out way snarkier than I intended. I'm not literally questioning you, Ara. I know you're not Tur. I'm just going to go sleep now before work work at 5. I don't need to unintentionally snark at pissy customers wanting their meds. Controlled substance abusers, ah gawd.

[Garrdor]

...and they put my friend in jail for pot. over-the-counter drug abusers = worse.

[Select]

I've had a guy flip a shit over testosterone to the point where security had to call the cops.(I thought to myself "Dude has enough testosterone as it is D:" )
Can't wait to see the narcotics go crazy.

[Saevrok]

The sooner you guys realize that the majority of humanity is a blight upon the world and should be purged with automatic gunfire the sooner you will be able to accept the fact that having morals and decency is a quaint novelty from a different time.

[Select]

A different time? What different time? Human nature has been basically the same all throughout time.

[LeeShane]

There's one piece of dating advice so obvious that you wouldn't think it would be necessary to pass on, yet it seems to need saying: don't ever EVER date a married person.Married people often have affairs due to purely selfish desire and due to sheer boredom and it will hurt you. You will not come out of it well. An opportunity is presented to you and you are too greedy to say no. Sex with a married person is dramatic, open, stimulating and very exciting.

[Ddrak]

Spammer banned.

[Garrdor]

Spammer banned.

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