Legion
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Legion
Sucked... I honestly thought there was going to be some potential from the trailer, but I was wrong. I probably would have watched it on blu-ray, but I'm sorry I paid to see it.
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Re: Legion
Dogma 2: WOAH BRO ITS ANGELS VS DEMONS

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Re: Legion
WTF is it about all these movies doing the "angels are evil and want to get back at the monkey-humans" storyline?
Get original, Hollywood. I know that's a stretch....
Get original, Hollywood. I know that's a stretch....
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Re: Legion
Angels mad and/or jealous of humans ...unique!
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Re: Legion
Well... not that it mattered, but this wasn't that story line exactly. In this God has decided to destroy the earth again, cause he's a prick I guess, and Michael the Angel disobeys the order & saves the day & makes God realize he made a mistake.... blah blah blah, who gives a shit. It blew.
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Re: Legion
Haven't seen it but if that was the story line I would be unimpressed. I thought for sure it would all turn out to be a test of Michael's "goodness". To see if he was willing to sacrifice himself and go against God's orders for the good of mankind.
My ending sounds more interesting than the recycled "Oops, I made a mistake" ending.
My ending sounds more interesting than the recycled "Oops, I made a mistake" ending.
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Re: Legion
Does he weild a knife in one hand and a H&K SMG in the other? If the poster is any indicator, this guy is like a Navy Seal mixed with John Travolta in that one movie.

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Re: Legion
I enjoyed it, but only because it was short. They usually drag movies like this out to about 2:30 or so, but it was like 1:40. Short, over, and done. About time an Angel used their wings as a weapon too, imho.
Story was fairly weak, but given so much of the preachy bullshit these movies usually turn into.. it gets a solid 4/5 from me.
And no, Gar. He's normally rockin' an AK and an SMG. The knife comes into play some, but not nearly enough as it's a sweet blade.
Story was fairly weak, but given so much of the preachy bullshit these movies usually turn into.. it gets a solid 4/5 from me.
And no, Gar. He's normally rockin' an AK and an SMG. The knife comes into play some, but not nearly enough as it's a sweet blade.
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