Annie Hall

[Garrdor]

Annie Hall is a big piece of pseudo-intellectual bullshit.

I can't believe this movie is considered a classic. Are Jewish jokes supposed to be funny? "Hey my flaschlakas are on too tight!" WTF?

Woody Allen isn't funny. I wish I was smart enough to build a time machine to travel back to 1976 and hit this tard in the back of the head with a fucking shovel.

This guy whines every line throughout the whole movie. Is this supposed to be funny, cute, or entertaining? Maybe I'm too young to understand the humor of the 1970s?

The classic "Lobster" scene in this movie isn't even funny enough to cause my mouth to move a centimeter into a smirk. WHY THE FUCK DID I SIT THROUGH THIS MOVIE FROM START TO FINISH? OH GOD WHY?!?!!??!?!?!?

Woah Dianne Keaton wears a silly hat/vest/tie. How iconic. *BLARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH vomit*

By the way, I don't understand half of Woody Allen's references or comparisons. I guess that makes me an intellectual inferior. This guy is like Jerry Seinfeld without the funny element. Take Jerry Seinfeld and change his profession from Comedian to Litigator.

The dialogue drones ON and ON. Saying EVERYTHING that can be POSSIBLY be said about absolutely NOTHING.

I wish I could bring up specific scenes to this movie to give some solid examples...

But this movie is just ONE long drawn out scene of Woody Allen trying to show off how cool, smart, and funny he is. It all flows together to the point of 99% of the movie not being memorable. It seems like this guy pumps out these movies to make his point of view on every subject forced upon the poor innocent viewer. The fact that whiny 'Jewish humor' is supposed to be funny, I'm guessing is the reason this shit passes or passed for funny in the first place. I'm no neo-nazi jew-hater. I mean, for many years of my youth I celebrated Hannakkuah in my household. I just don't see how saying something in Yiddish is supposed to be funny. I also don't think whining is funny either. I guess that makes Woody Allen movies not a very good pick for my late-night movie watching.

Fuck this stupid movie. Fuck Woody-Allen. Fuck whiny jewish humor.

[Select]

The fact that whiny 'Jewish humor'

Cynical 'Jewish humor' is where it's at.

[Alluveal]

Anni Hall beat out Star Wars for best pic.

[Harlowe]

I'm not a Woody Allen fan, I think the only movie I recall enjoying of his (with him in it) was Shadows & Fog. I can appreciate the man is talented, but I hate his acting.

[Embar Angylwrath]

Every film he does, he plays the same type of whiny, neurotic Jew character. It makes me want to bitch-slap him.

[Harlowe]

Oh yeah, he inspires a great deal of that "wish you should bitch slap the man feeling. His horrible acting and the whole hookin' up with the adopted child thing always grossed me out about him.