Australia

Garrdor · Post by **Garrdor** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:07 pm

WAS A BIG FAT PIECE OF OVERRATED SHIT!

The editing and constant cut-aways in the beginning actually gave me a seizure. 4 REAL NO JOKE.

The movie set herding cattle and battling over beef contracts to the intensity of a Michael Bay film. I mean, am I supposed to be jumping out of my seat when the cattle make it to the ship? WTF. THIS MOVIE IS LAME AND GAY (sorry Tax) I sat there in awe wondering what was going through the producers minds as they sat and watched the final cut of this 'blockbuster epic'. "WOAH CATTLE HERDING IS SO INTERESTING!!!! - I ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY SEAT IN TERROR DURING THE STAMPEDE SCENE! -- WOAH NOW! THAT GIRL MAY BE BRITISH, BUT SHE CAN SURE HERD CATTLE!!! -- THIS IS A SUREFIRE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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The only good part of the movie was watching the annoying Darwin-ian townsfolk getting the shit bomb'd out of them by the Japanese. (Sorry Dd)

FUCK AUSTRALIA (the movie)

Post by **Ddrak** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:34 am

Haven't seen it, but from all accounts that's a pretty accurate review. It did pretty well over here too - go figure.

Dd

Taxious · Post by **Taxious** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:52 am

I was playing Shards of Dalaya with some Aussie the other day who told me that everyone in the country is retarded. I proudly corrected him by saying that I know a certain BBboard admin from Australia who is pretty brilliant.

Post by **Ddrak** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:53 am

Thanks.

Ariannda Kusanagi · Post by **Ariannda Kusanagi** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:33 am

My family never seemed retarded, really freakin tall and spectacular as basketball players intramural, but not retarded... well, maybe my one cousin who went to Oregon State lol

My mom bought the movie for my Dad, they went to Oz for a month a few months ago, but I haven't seen it. She said i can borrow it when they've watched it but i may just torrent it instead. I've also heard it should have been good but suxed

Post by **Ddrak** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:32 am

Good Australian movies:

Strictly Ballroom
Hercules Returns
Muriel's Wedding
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
The Dish
Crocodile Dundee (only the first one)

Bad Australian movies:

Any drama. We seem to be able to do comedy (most of the time) but miss the mark on drama.

Garrdor · Post by **Garrdor** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:30 am

Welcome to Whoop Whoop = win

Mukik · Post by **Mukik** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:38 pm

DD...what about wog boy?

Post by **Ddrak** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:49 pm

Never actually saw wog boy, probably because of my existing prejudice against Aussie drama.

Dd

Mukik · Post by **Mukik** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:36 am

drama? er no..its a comedy.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0216417/

are you really an aussie?

Post by **Ddrak** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:59 am

Hell if I know. 2000 was a pretty mad year for me.

Dd

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