Election 2008 meets D&D

[Klast Brell]

http://somehedgehog.livejournal.com/245807.html

OBAMA: "My friends, I am a totally unoriginal grizzled character class stereotype. I should lead the party because I have more testicular damage than that one."

MCCAIN: Yeah, well, you pal around with dark elves.

OBAMA: OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

MCCAIN: Whatever, so's your mom.

OBAMA: So's your FACE.

MCCAIN: So's your Mom's face!

HILARY: WTF you guys. Why am I playing the cleric?

MCCAIN: Hilary, we've been over this.

HILARY: No, dude. I am so sick of being the girlfriend healer. Seriously, I can't even use a sword. Fuck this noise.

KUCINICH: IM A BARD

OBAMA: That's nice.

KUCINICH: MY FAMILIAR IS A PURPLE SNOW LEOPARD

MCCAIN: Oh, Jesus. Here we go.

KUCINICH: DID I MENTION MY WIFE IS A TOTALLY BANGIN DRYAD WITH 20 CHARISMA

HILARY: C'mon you guys, I've been playing this shit since Gygax was in eighth grade. Why can't I be the party leader with the magic sword for once?

Read the whole thing.

[Freecare Spiritwise]

lol. I asked my wife if she too was sick of being the girlfriend healer since she's a 76 defiler and a 46 fury in EQ2

[Alluveal]

Why are all the girlfriend healers such raging snatchypants? Seriously. I've never heard of a guild that didn't have some wife cleric who threw a PMS fit whenever they asked her to be a c-heal rotation. Or, she's cyber-sexing three dudes at once while you die over and over in your group. "Oooops, hun, tee hee!"

Oh fuck you.

There's always one in every guild at some point.... always....

[Harlowe]

Why are all the girlfriend healers such raging snatchypants? Seriously. I've never heard of a guild that didn't have some wife cleric who threw a PMS fit whenever they asked her to be a c-heal rotation. Or, she's cyber-sexing three dudes at once while you die over and over in your group. "Oooops, hun, tee hee!"

Oh fuck you.

There's always one in every guild at some point.... always....

You speak the truth.

[Freecare Spiritwise]

My main was a cleric in EQ1 for a few years (Markkuss Wellby). I started him because most of the clerics I was dealing with were pouty snobs, and it turned out to be a good fit, so I stuck with it. But yeah, our guild had at least a couple snotty girlfriend clerics who considered it a favor every time they clicked the heart icons. Though we also had some damn good ones.

The wife and I switched for EQ2. Now she's the healer classes and I'm the tank classes. We just duo dungeons, sometimes with a friend or two. No guild, no obligations, no drama.

[Ariannda Kusanagi]

I'm playing a templar in eq2 and I love it. I'm actually a really good healer. My guild is a family type, we all pal around but mainly I've been doing pick up groups, not easy to do when everyone's raiding in their big guilds every night, but I'm making new friends and killing some of them off by accident. I've yet to have anyone complain. I also don't whine at the tanks, or wizards, or mages... or effin bards ! lol