DNC "Green" woes....

[Tarfang_Trubasher]

DNC's: "Greenest Show on Earth!"

I wish them luck to accomplish their set goals. Just wish all these "thinkers" were up to something semi-productive...

-TF

[Embar Angylwrath]

No clothes.. that's what the Dem Convention needs. (Especially re: Ms. RObison, who looks hawt)

Think about it...

No clothes means they'll be much cooler, reducing the amount energy needed to cool the convention. And what could be more "organic" and "made in America", than the birthday suit god gave you when you were born? Plus, if no new clothes were bought, (which invariably are made of a synthetic material, or contain a synthetic material, which of course was produced from petroleum), then the Dems would be doing their part to reduce oil consumption AND reduce the amount of nasty plastic and synthetics entering the world.

Plus the energy for covering the convention would be greatly reduced, because it would probably only be a radio broadcast. Lets be honest, who really wants to see Grandma Millie's sagging flapjacks, or Uncle Clem's knee-length ball sack? (Although it probably would reveal that Hillary Clinton is a hermaphrodite, with fangs in her cooter and a dick bigger than her husband's, which has long been suspected by many)

Now that's REAL commitment to the Greening...

[Ddrak]

Embar just has a secret lusting for Barbara Boxer.

[Tarfang_Trubasher]

LOL @ Embar -- Nice!

I was just thinking of all the plane, bus, train and car rides that will deliver all those "green" folks to the convention. In theory, that place should be empty, save the locals that can walk/hike there.

....or drive their little, blue Priuses....*beep beep*

-TF