Religion is the cause of all wars!!!

[Rsak]

Calling your antics silly is a far cry from crying to the net mommies because big bad Embar is calling me names. Its never happened and it never will.

Why would my God be touching a monolith designed to enlighten peons such as yourself?

[Select]

What the hell are the "net mommies" and where can they be found?

[Rsak]

My apologies.. I guess they prefer the term Nanny.

[Select]

Ddrak is the only thing we have close to that. Are you really going to cry to him? I think he'd just laugh.

[Rsak]

/facepalm

Of course I am not going to go crying to Ddrak... Did the "Its never happened and never will" just elude you?

[Select]

You're Rsak. It will.

[Rsak]

You should consider it fortunate that you never showed up during the grand days of the Dead Horse Society, the Jester burned earth, and the Relbeek power struggles. Those assholes would have eaten you alive. If all of that couldn't make me cry uncle then nothing remaining on this board will. You simply do not have the history to know what you are talking about.

[Saevrok]

Aye, cookieman and jester would leave fucking craters when they went to war. Rsak has always been a chimp, will always be a chimp, and will probably spawn an entire race of chimp like creatures. The thing is, that is his identity. You cannot reason with it, or attempt to change it. You sometimes must accept that the monkey is just a monkey and probably only drinks its own urine to disgust you.

[Select]

You should consider it fortunate that you never showed up during the grand days of the Dead Horse Society, the Jester burned earth, and the Relbeek power struggles. Those assholes would have eaten you alive. If all of that couldn't make me cry uncle then nothing remaining on this board will. You simply do not have the history to know what you are talking about.

OH SHIT BURN! I AM NOT A STRONG PERSON BECAUSE I WAS NOT PART OF AN INTERNET FORUM DURING ITS EPIC TEXT WARS! WHO GIVES A SHIT THAT I'M DOING A FANTASTIC JOB OF STRUGGLING DAILY WITH A SERIOUS DISEASE. I AM NOT OF THE UBER MATERIAL BECAUSE I JOINED A FORUM TOO LATE AFTER THE POWERHOUSES LEFT TO LIVE THEIR LIVES. THE GREAT RSAK IS L33T, HOWEVER, BECAUSE HE JOINED THIS BOARD A FEW YEARS EARLY AND SURVIVED READING A FEW PAGES OF TEXT.

[Select]

Fucking dumbass. Reading a few pages of text and not freaking out does not make a strong person. Trying using the real world to gauge the strength of an individual.

[Rsak]

You really are a fucking idiot. I never said I was leet or claimed to be a strong person. I simply am what I am and Saevrok is correct that it won't change.

So by all means ignore what obvious and continue your delusions that I will about face and make your little prediction true. One could almost expect you to declare your rant adolescence by doing a Puppet Master.

[Select]

You realize you've agreed to the fact that Saevrok called you a creature of lower intelligence and that it will not change.

[Rsak]

You realize that someone can agree with one part of their statement and not all of it?

Even when someone is resorting to name calling they can still recognize the obvious. Shame you couldn't even rise to Saevrok's limited level of comprehension.

[Klast Brell]

/Munches Popcorn

[Select]

That's just a poor attempt at a save, Rsak.

Klast, I'm munching on popcorn too.

[Rsak]

Select... if we wanted to look at an example of a save I can just point out your double post 2 minutes apart up above.

Once again you prove you don't know how the game is played.

[Select]

Haha, I can't post a mocking post and then a more readable serious post? It wasn't a save

Explain the rules of the game to me, oh great GM.

[Select]

Warning! This is a second post after the first. Warning! In Rsak-land it is considered a save!

You do realize that I do not fight you seriously? I can never take you seriously and neither can other board members *cough* Embar. You're like Turaylon; you're just amusement. If you can't see it, take a look at how I'll fight Embar or Harlowe or Xican. It's much different. Of course, I don't always take them seriously, either.
There's no topic we're arguing or debate going on here. It's just a chimp slinging poop while I try to dodge and continue poking it with a stick. I'm done.

[Rsak]

It really is hilarious to watch you stumble around as if you knew what you were doing.

*ranting hint* use the edit button when you want to rephrase your comments. It is still a save, but less obvious.

P.S. you just admitted to getting hit by poop due to your own actions

[Saevrok]

Select, my first jab was directed at Rsak, and I was trying to save that semi cute ass of yours from the beating he was going to administer upon you. A wise man one time told me, "Do not ever argue with an idiot, for he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience." If that analogy was a bit too complicated allow me to explain it this way, Rsak is like a fucking boulder rolling down a hill. Sure he doesnt have any real valid thoughts on most things he talks about, and isnt really capable of a proper discussion, but all that means is that when you try to use debate tactics on the said boulder rolling down a hill, it crushes you and keeps on rolling. He is protected by his own ignorance.