Njorls, get a life

Emetibu · Post by **Emetibu** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 9:45 pm

Wow no shit.
Well there is hope for them now.

Croinc · Post by **Croinc** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 9:46 pm

Opps...

Forgive me Roma. I was typing out my ass while I was /SWOONING to mah Jadelin Iceheart Boobies poster. You can buy them at Shit Mart for $0.49.

BTW jade ty for your correction. I still h8 U.

MUAHHHHHHH

Croinc · Post by **Croinc** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 9:49 pm

BTW Jadelin, you never responded to mah offer

http://www.brellrants.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1652

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 7:02 am

Dear god.

*shudder*

Laylee · Post by **Laylee** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 7:13 am

Harlowe wrote:No matter what acrobatics you can do with your mouth and tongue, the fact remains to many MANY women, you don't have a dick.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

and when you've spelled it lezbian for umteen number of years without anyone bothering to correct you, it's ridiculous to think that you guys telling her for a couple of weeks (or months) is going to make her remember to hit the s instead of the z.

Laylee

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 7:15 am

That's crasy talk, Laylee.

Laylee · Post by **Laylee** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 7:26 am

apologize
apologise

Laylee

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 7:56 am

Not having a dick is a bad thing, to many women who are not lesbians, yes that is true . We could take a poll here, would you rather your guy have a unusable Johnson if it meant they gave great oral sex?

My point is, that's super that you give your girlfriend great oral sex. It does get old, hearing her derail yet another post to the point she is talking down to guys as if they all need lessons from Buddha of Oral Pleasure.

We know all about your sex life, why ...because she brings it up every other derailed thread. Like if you don't allude to lesbianism or lesbian-sex in every post, the Pink Club is going to kick you out. It just seems really strange, with as many friends as I have in the GLB community I have never seen any of my lesbian friends behave like this - it almost makes me wonder if you are guy pretending to be a lesbian because you are just so freakin obsessed with your own sex life and discussing it. Emb is constantly that way too, the difference is she appears to be joking around and playing it up. Gelly does this superior to male shit.

It's like with anything else, if women were going off on every other post about giving blow-jobs to their men or even gay men going on and on about the joy of a penis in their mouth, it's like ....talk about sex all you like, but do you have to turn every thread you respond to into some public exclamation of your sexuality?

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 8:06 am

I'd like to take this opportunity to announce I'm straight.

Emetibu · Post by **Emetibu** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 8:32 am

Liar you are as crooked as they come.

Gelly kitty · Post by **Gelly kitty** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 8:32 am

[quote="Harlowe"]

We know all about your sex life, why ...because she brings it up every other derailed thread.
quote]

Douglas Adams said this best when he described how easy it was for humans to fly. you simply throw yourself right at the ground, and miss. That's what you did here harlowe. In an effort to make your point you missed mine. The whole point of my post, as I clearly stated, was to add to this thread what gets added to every thread about this time in its life. People were saying it was almost complete, just needed Dumbly to post something or Jades Boobs or Awea saying something seductive.

Now going through the history of this sight (which were pruned, yes another inevitable reference to that, check that off list.) I see that some girl-girl innuendo is almost always thrown in by someone even well before I came along. All the stuff you mention about men bashing or penis hate, that came from you. I have no ill towards men, or penis.

Frankly you sound like my dad watching a Monty Python movie. And makes me think that I really sound as dramatic as you say or that you hear the world that way on your own. If I really come off that way I apologise, but cheers, it's really just in fun. Lighten up.

Awea · Post by **Awea** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 8:59 am

I've got you beat Beek, I'm awsome.

Massterrloo · Post by **Massterrloo** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 9:11 am

It must be true Beeky, Awea says so everyday.

proof is in the swooning.

Mastrloo
64 monk
Alarius

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 11:14 am

True. I am crooked. But I'm straightly crooked, for good or for awesome.

Dexius Torment · Post by **Dexius Torment** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 12:00 pm

Wow, after reading all this I feel sorry for Debbie. I remember when I first met her in Freeport and she was having a tizzy fit in /ooc cause no one would give her stuff...

But, seriously if she has a problem, I hope she gets help, this is truly sad.

/hug Eme

Emetibu · Post by **Emetibu** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 12:09 pm

/hug Dex
/bounce Dex

Where have you been hiding?

Dexius Torment · Post by **Dexius Torment** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 12:12 pm

I haven't been playing much lately, work has been icky.

You been on?

I don't post or read much here, you guys are too scary.

That tongue really freaked me out.

Nanilae Mezenrez · Post by **Nanilae Mezenrez** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 4:44 pm

Well!!

Now that Dexi's posted . . .

Hi Nj!!

/dance
/dance
/dance

no poodles were shorn in the posting of this reply

Njorls · Post by **Njorls** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 6:49 pm

/hug nani

Dexius Torment · Post by **Dexius Torment** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 7:36 pm

/lol Nan

/hugs Nan

/hug Nj