Spiderman 3

Select · Post by **Select** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:21 am

The Korean stuff is really making a name for itself. Horror and other genre.

Xtizu · Post by **Xtizu** » Fri May 11, 2007 11:17 am

the only thing i am getting kind of annoyed with in the spiderman series is that all the villains so far with the exception of venom have turned into goodie goodies in the end. supervillains are super cause they stick with it.

jookkor · Post by **jookkor** » Fri May 11, 2007 12:20 pm

Goddamn I hate Mary Jane. "enough about you and your problems of risking your life everyday to save strangers for no compensation whatsoever, I'm only 20 and in a broadway play and I got bad reviews so this is MY pity party"

I hope apocolypse is in #4 and that he orders his horsemen to sodomize her with grain augers.

Alluveal · Post by **Alluveal** » Fri May 11, 2007 1:26 pm

The Grudge ROCKED as a Japanese horror film. Then the US remade it with Buffy. Left out the cat scene. Not cool!

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Sat May 12, 2007 9:14 pm

EMO SPIDEY IS SO FUCKING GAY...the more I think about how horrible that whole part of the movie was (especially the fucking lame dancing) I seriously want to hurl.

GAY GAY GAY

-=Xilanthanax=- · Post by **-=Xilanthanax=-** » Sat May 12, 2007 9:28 pm

Harlowe wrote:EMO SPIDEY IS SO FUCKING GAY...the more I think about how horrible that whole movie was (especially the fucking lame dancing) I seriously want to hurl.

GAY GAY GAY

Fix'd.

Alluveal · Post by **Alluveal** » Sun May 13, 2007 10:15 am

Is he really EMO in SM3? That makes me sad.

So sad...

I need to write a haiku about it...

Spiderman, my friend
Why for out thou emo, dude?
The sky is so black.

Turaylon Soulshadow · Post by **Turaylon Soulshadow** » Sun May 13, 2007 1:25 pm

Alluveal wrote:Is he really EMO in SM3? That makes me sad.

So sad...

I need to write a haiku about it...

Spiderman, my friend
Why for out thou emo, dude?
The sky is so black.

We would have also accepted 'Spiderman, you fag. Stop being emo you asshole. Go kill yourself please."

Select · Post by **Select** » Sun May 13, 2007 2:00 pm

Your middle line is too long. You fail at constructing a haiku.

Turaylon Soulshadow · Post by **Turaylon Soulshadow** » Sun May 13, 2007 2:06 pm

Ah fuck.

Kulaf · Post by **Kulaf** » Sun May 13, 2007 2:19 pm

Just remove the "you".

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Sun May 13, 2007 6:34 pm

Alluveal wrote:Is he really EMO in SM3? That makes me sad.

Emo aaaand he walks down the street like a Dashboard Confessional reject/John Travolta hybrid doing the "bang-bang" thing at chicks, and has a dance scene that is made of the purest form of faggotry available without prescription.

Kulaf · Post by **Kulaf** » Sun May 13, 2007 6:58 pm

I didn't get am "emo" vibe......I got a really bad "hipster", "Eurotrash" vibes.

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:33 am

I think it was more of a hybrid of the two - the hair and eyeliner weren't "hipster". That's why I said

Dashboard Confessional reject/John Travolta hybrid

I think the emo-spidey is more a reflection on his appearance than his actions.

Alluveal · Post by **Alluveal** » Mon May 14, 2007 11:27 am

I thought haiku was 5 / 7 / 5 syllables

Dang, I lose at Hauki! I can't EVEN DO EMO HAIKU RIGHT. I must MOURN NOW... and GRIEVE. WOE WOE...

Turaylon Soulshadow · Mon May 14, 2007 11:29 am

Alluveal wrote:I thought haiku was 5 / 7 / 5 syllables

Dang, I lose at Hauki! I can't EVEN DO EMO HAIKU RIGHT. I must MOURN NOW... and GRIEVE. WOE WOE...

I think she was referring to my middle line being too long.

Select · Post by **Select** » Mon May 14, 2007 11:57 am

She's pregnant. She'll go nuts randomly. =P

Alluveal · Post by **Alluveal** » Mon May 14, 2007 5:38 pm

Oh, ok. Well darn. I take my emo moment back.

/grin

Riggen · Post by **Riggen** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:38 pm

I didn't feel like it was a waste of money when I saw it, but compared to the first and second films Spiderman 3 was a bit of a letdown. It seemed like they were trying too hard. Too many different directions and because of that, each direction felt abbreviated. I'm sure some better continuity would have helped.

I saw Next a few days beforehand though and found that to be a really good film. I highly recommend it.

Finglefinn · Post by **Finglefinn** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:34 am

So I finally watched this film last night. If it was not for a couple of halfway decent fight scenes between Sandman, Venom and Spidey, this movie would have been completely unwatchable.

1. Uber-cheesy lines. The contrived emotional crap between MJ and Harry, MJ and Peter, Sandman and Spidey, etc. And little snipit lines from extras that added to the bad cheeseball stuff. Some kids yelled something stupid in a cut away from a sequence, (I think at the key ceremony) that made me want to puke.

2. Bad writing pretty much all the way through. Somehow, the entire script rubbed me the wrong way. The lines were badly delivered and totally not believeable.

3. Over the top emo. Peter's emo phase in the middle of the movie was laughable.

4. Over the top emotional exchanges between all the characters. I counted 7 different exchanges where at least one of the characters cried. I'm sorry, but that was lamer than lame.

5. The film went long stretches without going back to the development of Sandman and Venom. I was not happy with the lack of screentime they received. In previous films, Goblin and Octavian got lots of character development screen time. Venom got very little and Sandman barely got enough so that you were comfortable with him.

6. The dramatic elements and fight scenes were good, but not great. They lacked the intensity of previous films. Maybe I'm getting numb to fight scenes like this.

Overall, I am very glad I did not go to see this in the theater. After getting excited about the previews, I was very disappointed.

My grade: C

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