300 Who's seen it?

Taxious · Post by **Taxious** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:15 pm

My favorite line was "Now your tongue can finish what your hands have started."

Zyllen · Post by **Zyllen** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:10 am

I saw the joke - it just sucked.

Select · Post by **Select** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:42 pm

Mmhmm, suuure you missed it.

Anyway, I can agree there are more pretty girls than there are pretty guys. A decent looking guy is harder to find than a decent looking girl. But if I have them side by side of equal levels of decent... I'm choosing the guy hands down as the better one to look at.

I can only find girls pretty or good looking, never attractive. In fact, I'd still like to look at a mediocre guy over a decent girl any day.

calleagh · Post by **calleagh** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:10 pm

i don't really have a problem looking at the naked female form but i'm all about guys with washboard abs, long lean legs, green eyes, black hair and a chiseled profile. it's enough to make me weep with joy!

Taxious · Post by **Taxious** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:46 am

It looked like all their abs were the same digital image copied over and over.

Klast Brell · Post by **Klast Brell** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:52 am

http://joshsgarage.typepad.com/articles ... er_mo.html

Turaylon Soulshadow · Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:36 pm

Fucking sucked! Saw it last night...Braveheart in a different setting, that's all it was.

Mukik · Post by **Mukik** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:25 pm

Turdalyon,

You're simply a retard.

No mullets and the fight scenes were alot better then Braveheart

Do the world a favor, quit breathing.

Fallakin Kuvari · Post by **Fallakin Kuvari** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:12 pm

Mukik wrote:Turdalyon,

You're simply a retard.

No mullets and the fight scenes were alot better then Braveheart

Do the world a favor, quit breathing.

Seconded.

Turaylon Soulshadow · Post by **Turaylon Soulshadow** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 9:55 pm

Why is it that Fallakin is always too busy masturbating to pictures of Rosie O'Donnel to make his own insults?

Oh, and the movie still sucked. The actual movie aspect (fighting, acting, etc) wasnt bad, but the plotline has been done to death.

Fallakin Kuvari · Post by **Fallakin Kuvari** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:31 pm

It's because I couldn't have said it better.

And I'm actually masturbating to pictures of Ann Coulter, get it right.

Taxious · Post by **Taxious** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:31 am

Fallakin Kuvari wrote:It's because I couldn't have said it better.

And I'm actually masturbating to pictures of Ann Coulter, get it right.

Wow, me too! I mean, she does look like a man and all.

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:55 am

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little....

Masturbating to fat old cooch or more-milage-than-a-Volvo old cooch....yuuuuuck.

Turaylon Soulshadow · Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:59 am

Fallakin Kuvari wrote:It's because I couldn't have said it better.

And I'm actually masturbating to pictures of Ann Coulter, get it right.

Sorry, thought you had that double wide plasma screen so you could actually fit Rosie on the whole thing.

Fallakin Kuvari · Post by **Fallakin Kuvari** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:40 pm

Turaylon Soulshadow wrote:
Fallakin Kuvari wrote:It's because I couldn't have said it better.

And I'm actually masturbating to pictures of Ann Coulter, get it right.
Sorry, thought you had that double wide plasma screen so you could actually fit Rosie on the whole thing.

I don't think even that could fit Rosie on it.

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:39 pm

I'm not sure why I chuckled...but I did

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k

Flunkie · Post by **Flunkie** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:11 am

I saw it this past weekend, I thought it was great. My girlfriend who doesn't like war type movies liked it too. My favorite line was "I hope you live forever." The story was about a noble man making a good end; if you thought it was Braveheart all over, then you watch movies with the same level of thought that you watch a Popeye cartoon. Maybe you should stick to Charlies Angels or Superman type movies...

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:11 pm

I think I'm starting to love this movie ....I saw it a third time.

The one thing that just keeps bothering me about Frank Miller in general - why, why, why does he always put beautiful young girls being molested by festering, disgusting, grotesque men? What kind of fucked up fetish does this man have?

Poor oracle.

Bahd Zoolander · Post by **Bahd Zoolander** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:13 pm

Harlowe wrote:The one thing that just keeps bothering me about Frank Miller in general - why, why, why does he always put beautiful young girls being molested by festering, disgusting, grotesque men? What kind of fucked up fetish does this man have?

That's just reality baby.

superwalrus · Post by **superwalrus** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:07 pm

How anyone could say Braveheart is worse than this piece of garbage is beyond me. If you thought 300 was better than Braveheart and you have a penis, please feel free to send your penis back to God.

Thanks,

Walrus