Bottom Ten Movies of All Time

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Hrm.

In no particular order.

Timerider
Saw
Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared Syn
Star Wars Episode Jar Jar
The Amityville Horror
The Sword and The Sorcerer
Natural Born Killers
Two Lane Blacktop
Death Race 2000
Scarface
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Seriously, you didn't like Scarface?

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Seriously, I didn't find it all that good the first time, and the continued worship of it by hordes of unwashed wannabes has colored my judgement of it even more.
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I've seen it through once; I found it pretty good, but nothing deserving of worship by any means.

Given how many people do worship it though, and my not hating it, I'm just surprised to see someone who doesn't like it at all.
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I hated Scarface, his accent is so outrageously annoying and bad. People into rap tend to love this movie.
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1. Blood Diner - This movie... it's bad, but it's also terribly good. It's been the object of my obsession since 8th grade or so. I lost my copy a long time ago and It's been impossible to find another. I've searched far and wide and can't find it. It's easily more retarded/jacked up than anything Troma could produce.

2. Battlefield Earth, duh.

3. Highlander seuqels

4. Batman and Robin

5. The Unborn 2 (killer babies FTW)

6. Dollman Vs. Demonic Toys

7. The Corpse Bride

8. Resident Evil: Apocalypse

9. Dumb and Dumberer

10. Omg wittay Kevin Smith films (minus Clerks 1)
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Absolutely on the top of my list has to be Pride and Prejudice.

1. Pride and Prejudice
2. The Notebook
3. BloodRayne
4. Resident Evil: Apocalypse
5. Stuck on You
6. That newer movie that was the same plot as The Ring, but instead of a movie it was a video game. I can't think of the name of it right now. Horrible!
7. A Clockwork Orange

All I can think of right now.
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I actually liked 3 & 4 for the simple fact there was a chick kicking ass in the movie and I'm a sucker for that.

Though I wouldn't dare put them on a "top" movie list. They are a guilty pleasure of mine. =)
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I actually know guys who liked The Notebook, and they were straight Tax, what gives.
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Pride and Prejudice isn't *that* bad, at least the BBC version isn't. I've avoided the US one - heard they turned it into a rags-to-riches story, when the original book is nothing of the sort.

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I actually know guys who liked The Notebook, and they were straight Tax, what gives.
I watched it with my 3 straight male roommates who all loved it. I ended up walking out halfway through because it just isn't my cup of tea. If a movie has something else going on, and some romance on the side I can handle it. If the movie has little to do with romance and some how throws it in, I can respect it. But if cheap fictional romance is all the movie is about, I can't stand it.

I guess that I see true romance and love in movies like the Matrix. They are thrust into this adventure and love is along for the ride. It feels like they actually care about each other compared to the "omigosh she just batted her eyelashes at me, I'm getting hard" tone of The Notebook.
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Eragon - shameful exploit of a fan base
Gigli - didn't even see and and i KNOW it belongs here
/agree on any movie that has Affleck, but not Damon
/agree on any movie with Modonna or Lopez
Bridges of Madison County
For the Boys (or any Bette Midler or Babs movie for that matter)
Sister Act (or any Woopie Goldberg movie other than Ghost)
All the sequels to Jurasic Park - again, way to ruin good books and exploit a fan base


I'd have to disagee with you on Closer - worth it just for the stripper scenes with Portman.

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Tron
Grease and any related sequals
Clockwork Orange
Donnie Darko
Natural Born Killers
Anything with Will Farrell pretty much sucks
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
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Frank O Pinion wrote: For the Boys (or any Bette Midler or Babs movie for that matter) - Totally agree

I'd have to disagee with you on Closer - worth it just for the stripper scenes with Portman.

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Harlowe wrote:
Frank O Pinion wrote: For the Boys (or any Bette Midler or Babs movie for that matter) - Totally agree

I'd have to disagee with you on Closer - worth it just for the stripper scenes with Portman.

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Snoodlebritches, you can download her stripper scenes and cherish them forever, totally skipping the god-awful pretentious performances of Jude Law, Clive Own and Julia Roberts.
LOL - Good point Harlowe.

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C'mon, Harlowe... read me the back of the cereal box... I want to be on BAYWATCH!

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