Brell Mile

GwildorBertanzetti · Post by **GwildorBertanzetti** » Tue Apr 08, 2003 4:00 am

Even though this was supposed to end on Saturday
It's still goin' on, so fuck it, I'll play
So Endevor you think over you, it's me they'll favor?
'Cause you're post counts low, and you're a new flavor?
If you ask me, shit like that doesn't matter
You can take my post count and give it to the Mad Hatter
It's what you say that brings the effect
How you respond, defend, and deflect
Everyone says stupid shit from time to time
Even folks that are in their prime

How much longer will this Brell Mile last?
Everyone jump in with your lyrical blast

Second verse here, which way to go?
I was thinkin' about lettin' my ball bag have a cameo
'Cause just like J's, my nuts are people too
But my nuts can't type, so what they gunna do?
Looks like it's up to me to convey
Whatever it was my nuts were gunna say
"Hey, it's dark in here, give us some air
And while you're at it, comb our hair"
To my nuts: that was fuckin' retarded
I put them away, their punishment? I farted

Another day or so for Brell Mile to go
Was supposed to be done Saturday, but Infamous is slow

No third verse, time to go
I'm off to be elsewhere with Jaro
So check ya'll later, bye bye, so long
As I exit you hear a *GONG*

Blooh Sugah · Post by **Blooh Sugah** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 10:04 am

Infamous is temporarily without internet access.

He should be back to announce a winner within a couple days.

Don't shoot,

The Messenger

SicTimMitchell · Post by **SicTimMitchell** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 2:09 pm

I don't understand
You kids and this hip hop stuff
Haiku's where it's at.

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 2:20 pm

Haiku is easy.
Making it rhyme, that's the trick.
Not that I can, though.

Lisset · Post by **Lisset** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 2:48 pm

Haiku is teh suk
A mangina r teh win!
plzkthxbye la~

Lisset · Post by **Lisset** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 2:48 pm

shit.

Partha · Post by **Partha** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 3:02 pm

Haiku IS easy.
To make it rhyme is sleazy
Now I'm queasy.

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 3:03 pm

BWAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA

Partha · Post by **Partha** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 3:03 pm

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 3:05 pm

Both of you sux0r
All your haikus are fux0red.
But mine all rox0r.

Partha · Post by **Partha** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 3:09 pm

Lyric attainment
Reaching past the firmament
Beek ain't got it yet.

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 3:13 pm

You can kiss my ass.
You can kiss my ENTIRE ass.
Bend down, start smooching!

Partha · Post by **Partha** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 3:21 pm

Unlikely to be
That your wishes will come free
Prefer women, see

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 3:35 pm

You might like women
But the women don't like you.
Kiss your destiny.

Katlinel_Brell · Post by **Katlinel_Brell** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 3:37 pm

Haiku hijacking!
Hip-hop kids grasp Mother Goose
But now can they count?

Partha · Post by **Partha** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 4:39 pm

Destiny it's not
Placing lip upon your pot
That fever you got?

PS No, Kat.

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 4:44 pm

You're going to lose.
Your haikus are a big snooze.
They aren't what I'd choose.

Partha · Post by **Partha** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 4:49 pm

You want to choose?
Haiku like a Pokemon
Highly Annoying!

PS I surrender, unless someone wants to offer 5k for this too!

EndevorDaSlackah · Post by **EndevorDaSlackah** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 4:49 pm

Warning: Drugs are bad for you

Endevor

Teannie · Post by **Teannie** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 5:15 pm

I find the poetry in this tread to be much more gripping than the stuff I was forced to read when I was in high school (about what, 20 years ago?).

Can we do the country a favor and forward this thread to the Secretary of Education?

Annie

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