And now for something completely different.
Cruising up and down the Nexus
Begging koadics from my Lexus
But someone is trying to vex us
Going to punch their solar plexus
God damn it’s Ensh with ae food
I say dude, stop, that shit is rude
But Nebula keeps chain casting
No rent food that wont be lasting
when I camp to desktop I check Brell rants
and see a new one by Fancy Pants
“Fuck Enshadowed? No fuck you!
Don’t rant my Guild! We’re number 2
You’ll never get to VT bitches
Cause I’m the king of all Arch Liches”
You know who Steejans used to ride with?
Now he’s off PLing Zenith
And Walrus with his lguk faction
Is now on Legends, Ebay action!
And Burzlaff with his so-called Pranx
STFU PLZKTHX
Your jiz jokes arn’t close to pimp
You’re one big greasy lame wad gimp
Maybe you did not understand me fully?
Do us all a favour and just Shawn Wooley
Now some may say, “You’ve got no class
You’re in Ensh too, dumbass”
Well shut the fuck up you don’t know me
And I’ll end on words from old Reoni
That’s our guild leader, dumb schmucks
Say it with me

Nionailz <Enshadowed> stole 500k from Minute and ninjad a Quarm ring in 2 days.
Pirtdica 63 monk, soloed Kosaghn's mom.