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Emetibu
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Post by Emetibu »

And about my mom, that was just meager
She didn't go to you, you went to see her
But in all the time it took for you to find your weener
You dribbled down your leg, for you were too eager
Damn I think that alone deserves the 5K.
I laughed till it hurt.
Freecare Spiritwise
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Post by Freecare Spiritwise »

Frozzen's posts is WACK.
They lack the knack
for talkin' smack,
so snack on a stack' o' flapjacks
and take it up yer crack
you slacker. That's right boyee.
Yeah Frozzen is wacked,
Yet he keeps coming back,
He must like the abuse,
Even though it's no use,
I'm the itch he can't scratch,
And his rhymes are no match,
He can't hang with the crew,
So Frozzen STFU!
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Post by lnfamous »

shouldnt you be busy getting your hand held through trials or accumulating more haste items or something like that?
Shouldn't you be busy being a part of a guild who's leader would sell you out to be uber and get phat lewt?

OMGz WHO KNEW OLIM WOULD BE A SELL OUT AND FUCK OVER HIS FRIENDS AND EVERY PERSON IN HIS GUILD TO BE UBER!!!!1!!1!!one!!

I did, I had no doubt in my mind from the day the guild was formed that you all would be left to carry the load when he app'd and joined SR. How does it make you guys feel that the LEADER of your guild doesn't think you're good enough or have potential to do the things that SR does? Well, unlike you VC ppl, my guild is full of people I consider real friends, not that I would expect you to understand what that means, but anyway...

I've been gone from EQ for a month or so with no ETA on when I can return, and no desire to explain why I'm gone to you, but Blooh paid someone to flag me as a gift because she's my FRIEND. See that's what friends do, nice things for eachother... not leave a guild to persue something better.

It's up to you if you want to continue this in a public forum, I actually prefer doing it here, but It's your decision.

That shit didn't rhyme but it was still pretty good :D
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Post by Emetibu »

Hell yeah please continue - I got plenty of popcorn and I love watching Infamous in action.

It makes me h0t!
lnfamous
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Post by lnfamous »

Oh, almost forgot...

If "having my hand held through trials" is so wrong, Please explain why Shamble (From your own fucking guild) was the person who accepted the money from Blooh.

Pwnd, on so many levels.
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Post by Ninadene »

a leader doesnt run VC, the guild is its own. and we went in a different direction than what Olim wanted in this game. Why fault him for going after what he wants? would you rather he stuck it out with what we wanted and eventualy went to early retirement? i wouldnt. i'm glad he's happy. he's there when anyone needs him and he's enjoying his time in this game. why i even bothered to justify it to you is beyond me since its not any of your business anyway.


as for Shamble, if you have a problem with anything one of our guild members does in game you should take it up with an officer or shut your pie hole.
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Post by Awea »

/snuggles up next to Eme.
mmm, popcorn.

What's wrong for going after something you want? So he app'd to SR. Big fuckin whoop. Maybe he didn't feel like leading anymore. Maybe, like what Nina said, it wasn't going the way he desired. A guild isn't made by one person alone. If it is, you've got a lot of lazy fucks.
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Post by Blooh Sugah »

as for Shamble, if you have a problem with anything one of our guild members does in game you should take it up with an officer or shut your pie hole.
Jookai is the one that has the problem with it, it seems.
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Post by Freecare Spiritwise »

/em wanders off the stage bored, to play the new white stripes album.
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Post by Jadelin Iceheart »

Okay Infamous, this one's just for you.

Look at this fool, he starts shit like he thinks he's cool,
but he ain't with the scene, he's just a mimic of his movie screen.
He can't cut it, every time he's busted
Lusted after loot, it's proof...
All he's ever good for is this spoof

So now ladies, tell me the truth
do you wanna fuck a man still livin' under momma's roof?
Down to her basement, address any mail sent
like dirty magazines, sticky pages tellin the story fo' me
of thirty seconds spent, jacking off to dreams
listening to his momma's screams...
Who's your daddy? Does he even know?
He's just a bastard child of the village ho.

So what's then, do we say he's gay?
Nah man, I wouldn't insult a faggot that way.
Really you know it's a sin, for a rogue
who couldn't even steal the balls off his chin.
So one last thing, before I end this rhyme
next time, pull your head out your ass
before you come up in here
talking like you got any class.
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Post by ZanypherCocoapuffs »

/em sparks up a Zippo.
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Post by Emetibu »

Popcorn for the house.
What the hell drinks on me too.
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Post by jookkor »

didnt say it was wrong, you just come off as a snotty know it all on the boards and its funny to see you do things like post about how shammys shouldnt debuff mobs on raids, or have somebody else do a trial for you:p Hell I got my 46 rogue dragged through so when some lowbie friend asks me to group in valor ect I can say "gee sure" and log on my alt.
I could care less if somebody pays for trials or sells a flag its just funny that for all yer talk, even yer own friend didnt think you could get through using normal channels. Not that I blame her at 57 you probably have lower dps then a mage pet but with less hp.

As for Olim he wanted to raid alot more and thats not what vc is about so he went off to fufill his chosen style of play. Thats not selling out. movelog and not even bothering to tell your friends is selling out.
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Post by Ariannda Kusanagi »

Get over it kids. If someone wants to pay for trials so be it. Have you ever sat in PoJ for 20 minutes ? Everyone wnats a trials group, but never wants to help anyone else out. Some of us got our own group together and got flagged, others pay, so what. Not all guilds are able, or care enough to get their members flagged (if they don't care it's not a place i want to be anyway if the guild is all withiin te same means). but i digress.

Jook, someone held your hand through trials, at 53 i did full damage, to both mobs abd boss mob, who was malo'd and tashed, what's it matter.And i fail to see who'd want your 47 alt when they can have l33t main me at 54 ;)

People will look for any little thing to nit pick about, and unfortunatley Red's right, there's nothign great to rant about anymore.

As far as the original portion of the thread goes, i'm pointing a few people here to freestyle.
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Post by Partha »

Somebody made that offer to get me flagged for 5k, my reply was thus:

"Why do I need the ability to get turned down for groups in two more zones, I've got plenty already....." :twisted:
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Post by Frozzen Solid »

This just in, News flash
“Rolling stone is going wild about Frozzen Solid’s latest word bash
Reports confirm the competitions sitting out with yesterday’s trash.”

Sorry all I’ve got to release some aggression
So just sit back and watch me teach these fools a lesson.

Freecare your lyrics will never earn a dime
Cuz you suck motherfucker you should learn to rhyme
But please allow me to focus my time
And let me retort to your lame ass rhyme.

Why don’t you try something original?
You’ve resorted to stealing verses, that’s rather bold.
But hey, I wont shut you out in the cold.
However your rhymes are getting rather old
I beat them last week.
Proof again that you’re a white, rappin EQ geek.

Does pretending you have a Benz?
Make up for your lack of friends?
I mean your obviously no superman.
Cause Christopher Reeves still rolls around better then you can.
Or what about that giant TV.
Does that compensate for under endowed pee pee?

Sorry you’re times reaching its end.
Maybe you can squeeze out one more rhyme for me friend.

To Gwildor

“I AM A FAGGOT you deaf mothafucko”
What the fuck kind of language is that, bucko?
Should I rhyme this with homo?
Man I dunno.
What do you think Mr. Webster?
I mean what’s bugging you.
Your genitail warts starting to fester?
But where did you get those
Maybe the preschoolers, what you think the whole worlds dumb?
No way man, we’re on to you.
Like Father Dan on the poor orphan Jew.

How bout I step this up a notch.
I’ll even give you something easy to follow
You’re just a load that should have been swallowed.

I’m happy to hear that you really are gay
Because knowing there could be offspring of yours
Would ruin my day.
It’s just something about people like you procreating
That’s makes me hope you never get past master baiting

So you’re looking for something new?
Just take a fucking clue.
You’ve been ousted from this rap the competitions not even about you.

Yet you still reply
And keep wasting my time.
Please some one convince him to stop his shitty rhymes.

Frozzen Solid
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Post by Sisle »

I have to agree with Nina on this one. Olim was never guild leader of VC, his leaving was his decision and a private guild matter. I am sure if he feels that he needs to defend himself against you he will post. He left the guild long ago and we all wished him luck.

As in all guilds in this game each individual has their own play style, VC does not try and limit it's members to one style, but in some cases we can not keep up with every members pace. People move on, that is the way of life, not much we can do about it.

I do not see your posts as harmful to our guild in the least. If you would like to talk more on the subject please contact one of our officers in game or visit our website at http://www.veterancrew.com.

That is all I have to say.

Thank you

Sisle
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Post by Pirtdica »

And now for something completely different.

Cruising up and down the Nexus
Begging koadics from my Lexus
But someone is trying to vex us
Going to punch their solar plexus

God damn it’s Ensh with ae food
I say dude, stop, that shit is rude
But Nebula keeps chain casting
No rent food that wont be lasting
when I camp to desktop I check Brell rants
and see a new one by Fancy Pants
“Fuck Enshadowed? No fuck you!
Don’t rant my Guild! We’re number 2
You’ll never get to VT bitches
Cause I’m the king of all Arch Liches”

You know who Steejans used to ride with?
Now he’s off PLing Zenith
And Walrus with his lguk faction
Is now on Legends, Ebay action!
And Burzlaff with his so-called Pranx
STFU PLZKTHX
Your jiz jokes arn’t close to pimp
You’re one big greasy lame wad gimp
Maybe you did not understand me fully?
Do us all a favour and just Shawn Wooley

Now some may say, “You’ve got no class
You’re in Ensh too, dumbass”
Well shut the fuck up you don’t know me
And I’ll end on words from old Reoni
That’s our guild leader, dumb schmucks
Say it with me
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Post by GwildorBertanzetti »

master baiting
HAHA
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Freecare Spiritwise
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Post by Freecare Spiritwise »

Freecare your lyrics will never earn a dime
/yawn

Infamous should pick a winner and stop teasing us with that 5k :twisted:
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