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Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:16 pm

When your girlfriend was blowing me last night.

Syeni Soulslasher MK6 · Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:21 pm

LOL...

So you often stare at your imaginary balls as imaginary people pretend to suck em?
Is this with or without a vibrator in you ass?

And could you please send my girlfriend home since I haven't had a GF in over a year and a half?
Kthx

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:23 pm

And could you please send my girlfriend home since I haven't had a GF in over a year and a half?
Kthx

I win.

Syeni Soulslasher MK6 · Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:25 pm

Relbeek Einre wrote:
And could you please send my girlfriend home since I haven't had a GF in over a year and a half?
Kthx
I win.

I'll let you think that...

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:46 pm

The one who can't get laid loses. It's that simple.

Rsak · Post by **Rsak** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:02 pm

Or maybe Syeni is female and has no problem getting laid?

Embar Angylwrath · Post by **Embar Angylwrath** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:12 pm

WOOHOOO! A punking contest between Relbeek, Syeni and Rsak!!!

Birds of a feather, and all.

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:33 pm

This could take years....

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:57 pm

Glad you could join us, Embar!

Syeni Soulslasher MK6 · Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:59 pm

Relbeek Einre wrote:The one who can't get laid loses. It's that simple.

Exactly imaginary ball sucking does not = laid....

Doubt wife will let me have any GF's but she might bring home a big chested toy now and then but still not a GF...

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:01 pm

Oh geez, that was your wife? No wonder the bitch didn't know how to cook.

Tzym Kel`Korath · Post by **Tzym Kel`Korath** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 4:08 pm

Relbeek is a big chested toy.. am i rite?

Hakthek · Post by **Hakthek** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:47 pm

The one who can't get laid loses. It's that simple.

Don't need a girlfriend for that.

Syeni Soulslasher MK6 · Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:18 am

Tzym Kel`Korath wrote:Relbeek is a big chested toy.. am i rite?

Hasn't seen his penis so must not have one, and wishes was a Ho......

OMG thats it Beek is a bitch!

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:14 am

Little boy, a word of advice: If you're going to make commentary about anyone else's tallywhacker, first you should find a use for yours beyond decorating Miss August.

Syeni Soulslasher MK6 · Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:17 am

Relbeek Einre wrote:Little boy, a word of advice: If you're going to make commentary about anyone else's tallywhacker, first you should find a use for yours beyond decorating Miss August.

Well she is a cutie...

Syeni Soulslasher MK6 · Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:25 am

And why are you so defensive about your penis? I mean really do you honestly miss it with you whore wana be tendencies?

Does talking about your balls make you feel like a bigger man (is that even possable?)? With your obsession with balls and chimps latley, makes me wonder are you that guy that got his balls ripped off by a pair of them?

Now please follow up with a mature response like you fucked my sister or some shit...

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:28 pm

Dude. You're the one who began the inquisition about my nuts and my willie. I'm sure there's something disturbingly homoerotic about your line of questioning, but I'm trying to ignore it studiously. But then, since you haven't been laid in a year and a half, I suppose you're starting to feel "any port in a storm". Buck up, little trooper. There's a brothel near you!

Syeni Soulslasher MK6 · Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:00 am

Relbeek Einre wrote:Dude. You're the one who began the inquisition about my nuts and my willie.

I was commenting on You and Tzym's E-Penis episode..
But your obviosly to dense to notice. PS, Grow up some your what 45 and 575 lbs?

Guessing by your boosted self esteem and needing to try to taunt me believing that I haven't gotten laid since before I got hitched leads me to believe some whale of a chick gave you some play without needing your credit card number first.

So are there any real women in thats strange haze that is your own world?

Think what you will.

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:42 pm

I was commenting on You and Tzym's E-Penis episode..
But your obviosly to dense to notice. PS, Grow up some your what 45 and 575 lbs?

Self-pwnage is always my favorite.

Dude, don't laugh at the flinging mud when you're wallowing it. That just makes you look stupider.