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Post by Relbeek Einre »

Yeah, I'll get right on that.

Memo to me: "Fix BBCode so that morons who misuse it and blame the system are autobanned"
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Xaber wrote:Oh even funnier, I got bored an decided to play Find Waldo.. or in this case Holdulaf.
In PoK with a broom stick the lvl 1 Rogue Holdulaf was Pwnd
We ALL know who Holdulaf is. Welcome to Brell.

I could explain the CoP reference but I honestly don't care if you get it or not.

You think you are fucking with Holdulaf but, in all actuality, when you post what yall said between each other..well hmmm we are laughing AT you, not WITH you.
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Xaber wrote:Twice for me, once for poor coding on these msg boards.
The preview option must have escaped your l33tness, too.
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Post by Fallakin Kuvari »

Bahd Zoolander wrote:
Fallakin Kuvari wrote:Its not that the BB code is broken, its that you're a moron. ;) Next time, stick to html... who cares if its turned off, you'll probably still screw it up.

BTW, Welcome to Brell bitch. If you hadn't noticed theres a little (Brell Serilis) when you log in, thats as much our server for the past 5 years as it is yours... suck it.[/b]
Perhaps a remedial BBcode class is something you two could take together?
Excuse me for going to bold something and not taking the time to remove that... ooooh.

Here's an idea..

1) Find a bum
2) Suck his cock
3) Get a disease
4) Die
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Should have said it was supposed to be humor[/i]
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Post by Akhbarali »

Xaber wrote:Oh even funnier, I got bored an decided to play Find Waldo.. or in this case Holdulaf.
In PoK with a broom stick the lvl 1 Rogue Holdulaf was Pwnd
Now Holdulaf will never get his epic!

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Whoever I am? I am your daddy. Now lets go play ride the horsie.
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Post by jookkor »

um you didnt own holdulaf he owned you the second you wasted time talking to him. he is a habitual troll, this is how he gets his kicks.
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Post by Taxious »

Here is a better picture of a retard for ya Xaber:

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The world needs more... pink.
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Post by -=Xilanthanax=- »

Thx u Raistle 4 bring bak da W1nd0wL1kk3r <3 <3
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Post by Burz »

In Soviet Russia BBcode Fucks up you!


...ok


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Post by Burz »

raistle wrote:
Xaber wrote:
Xaber wrote:Seav sev whoever you are, probably long gone from EQ you just defined yourself.
And CT never had a Rant board.
But heres something kinda funny
Whoever works on this site... fix yer BBB code...

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wow you're an idiot
Gotta fit ATHF into yet another thread....

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Post by Xaber »

What do I need to write a damn tutorial on PHP for idiots? Figure those who don't know shit feel the need to call others idiots is about the only thing I saw from the last 5 people who posted.
Here's a hint (Works on some not on others) RTFM
Rank and Post Count are connected so fix that first in yer control panel.

<?php
$phpbb_root_path = './';
include($phpbb_root_path . 'extension.inc');
include($phpbb_root_path . 'common.'.$phpEx);
// Start session management
$userdata = session_pagestart($user_ip, PAGE_INDEX);
init_userprefs($userdata);
// End session management
$total_posts = get_db_stat('postcount');
$total_topics = get_db_stat('topiccount');
$sql = "INSERT INTO " . CONFIG_TABLE . " (config_name, config_value) VALUES ('overall_post_count','$total_posts')";
if (!($db->sql_query($sql)))
{
message_die(GENERAL_ERROR, 'Error in adding DB field', '', __LINE__, __FILE__, $sql);
}
$sql = "INSERT INTO " . CONFIG_TABLE . " (config_name, config_value) VALUES ('overall_topic_count','$total_topics')";
if (!($db->sql_query($sql)))
{
message_die(GENERAL_ERROR, 'Error in adding DB field', '', __LINE__, __FILE__, $sql);
}
?>

BTW Just added that in for whoever the Admin not for the rest of you who feel stupid when you don't understand something and feel that 15 year old need to insult someone to make yourself look better. (Fal, Rel, Bahd) Sry slackers.
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Post by Fallakin Kuvari »

Nice work Xaber... you made me feel like a n00b!

Oh wait, nvm.. you didn't. But as a secondary prize you can go suck a goats dick.
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Post by gineeva »

Xaber wrote: But heres something kinda funny

http://www.odstechnology.com/nonweb/hol.jpg[img]
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Xaber wrote:What do I need to write a damn tutorial on PHP for idiots? Figure those who don't know shit feel the need to call others idiots is about the only thing I saw from the last 5 people who posted.
You make me laugh at how clueless you are.


HAHAHAHAHAHA [/i]
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Post by Saevrok »

Behold Xaber, the punching bag god sent us!
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