WIping to Ptav

Saevrok · Post by **Saevrok** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 5:54 pm

+90 mana? ZOMFG BID ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Terd · Post by **Terd** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:55 am

Hey Cronic you silly cunt, how have you been? Enjoying this post on the virtual penis measuring of upper end guilds?

I printed out this thread, wiped my ass with it and stuck it on my wall.

Reterded

P.S. Anybody who uses the term "Strat" has absolutely no gaming mojo.

Xaber · Post by **Xaber** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 3:23 pm

Holdulaf wrote:hey thornsong bro--

had a little chat with you today. glad we could work out a situation where you wont need to wipe to ptav anymore . as a show of good will i will also offer strats for dvoin and mnat so that you will not have any troubles with them either .

please do not share these strats with any other guilds though as i believe some other guilds have wiped to ptav today and i will be making a killing off them

have a nice day

Ffs man... or woman?
Here http://phonicseducation.com/
I'm amazed this dip shit spelled strat correctly.
Do yourself a favor, sit down and ignore the new cookie monster. Have a cookie and stop embarrassing yourself.

Akhbarali · Post by **Akhbarali** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 4:24 pm

Holdulaf is my hero. He fed me my first Emp Crush strat at 1/2 price.

/wipes tear away

Akhbar

Alluveal · Post by **Alluveal** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:15 pm

Asshole charged me full price. Then again, it was Jookai in the guild that kept wipin' to 'em.

Emp Crush has a special place in his heart for Canadian Paladins.

Saevrok · Post by **Saevrok** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:15 pm

Beat the newbie with a stick until he learns not to feed trolls.

Xaber · Post by **Xaber** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:25 pm

raistle
New to what Brellians... or Brell.... oh shit my bad it doesn't exist anymore, welcome to CT ive been here for 5 years.

Saevrok · Post by **Saevrok** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:06 pm

Yes, but you are used to cazic's little pussy rant boards and are probably not well versed with complex characters and personalities. Its ok, most inbred wolfchildren arent either, let me walk you through it.

TROLL: Holdulaf is a troll, a random idiot much like howard stern who says whatever it takes to get a rise, he is a clown and a joke. His entire reason for existing is to give people something to laugh about, much like a newbie. A troll is however a rather difficult task to accomplish without something of an IQ. To be able to pull off a successful troll numerous times requires careful planning. You can walk into downtown harlem and scream white power! and Death to Niggers and you can expect a reaction, but a good troll can get a black panther to say the same thing.

FEEDING A TROLL: Taking said troll seriously is called feeding it, responding to it will cause you being drug into a downwards spiral of even more rampant stupidity.

NEWBIE: Contrary to popular opinion the term newbie does not only apply to people new to games, but also to slack jawed, hee-haw, degenerate, knuckle-dragging, troglodyte resembling, pig fuckers much like yourself. A newbies main attacks consists of a few things, Random cussing without a point (Fuck you you worthless uncle fucker) Grammar checking (What you did, you lackwitted limp dick) Evasion (The pathetic potshot at how brell no longer exists except for the people who are walking all over your "Hide the sausage" ass on this board) And finnaly the ultimate power of a newbie, running like a scared girl to the welcoming arms of your wet nurse mother, or father in your case you man-teet sucking loser.

Xaber · Post by **Xaber** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:35 pm

Seav sev whoever you are, probably long gone from EQ you just defined yourself.
And CT never had a Rant board.
But heres something kinda funny

http://www.odstechnology.com/nonweb/hol.jpg[img]
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Xaber · Post by **Xaber** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:37 pm

Xaber wrote:Seav sev whoever you are, probably long gone from EQ you just defined yourself.
And CT never had a Rant board.
But heres something kinda funny

Whoever works on this site... fix yer BBB code...

Xaber · Post by **Xaber** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:46 pm

Oh even funnier, I got bored an decided to play Find Waldo.. or in this case Holdulaf.
In PoK with a broom stick the lvl 1 Rogue Holdulaf was Pwnd

Burz · Post by **Burz** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:53 pm

I sometimes need to post 3 times in a row.

writher · Post by **writher** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:54 pm

Xaber · Post by **Xaber** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:59 pm

Burz wrote:I sometimes need to post 3 times in a row.

Twice for me, once for poor coding on these msg boards.

Burz · Post by **Burz** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:03 pm

BBcode is pretty harsh. Extremely futuristic. I think NASA still has it in Beta, not sure how we got it so quick.

Xaber · Post by **Xaber** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:23 pm

Burz wrote:BBcode is pretty harsh. Extremely futuristic. I think NASA still has it in Beta, not sure how we got it so quick.

Or maybe the buggy PHP code similar to the problem that wont display your post stats corectly? $45.00 an hour ill fix it

Fallakin Kuvari · Post by **Fallakin Kuvari** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:47 am

Xaber wrote:Seav sev whoever you are, probably long gone from EQ you just defined yourself.
And CT never had a Rant board.
But heres something kinda funny

http://www.odstechnology.com/nonweb/hol.jpg[img]
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Lets look at this, can you see the problem?

Its not that the BB code is broken, its that you're a moron.

Next time, stick to html... who cares if its turned off, you'll probably still screw it up.

BTW, Welcome to Brell bitch. If you hadn't noticed theres a little (Brell Serilis) when you log in, thats as much our server for the past 5 years as it is yours... suck it.[/b]

Bahd Zoolander · Post by **Bahd Zoolander** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:20 am

Fallakin Kuvari wrote:Its not that the BB code is broken, its that you're a moron. Next time, stick to html... who cares if its turned off, you'll probably still screw it up.

BTW, Welcome to Brell bitch. If you hadn't noticed theres a little (Brell Serilis) when you log in, thats as much our server for the past 5 years as it is yours... suck it.[/b]

Perhaps a remedial BBcode class is something you two could take together?