Ever feel loved and impotent at the same time?

Kahunaman Lahiki · Post by **Kahunaman Lahiki** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:34 pm

Someone that never had to wave his E-Penis to get attention in game for fanbois to tout about on Rants.

But, on the flipside, I've never parodied Enshadowed either, and therefore, am nowhere near as well-known or funny as Burz.

-=Xilanthanax=- · Post by **-=Xilanthanax=-** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:32 pm

Why start kissing ass if you retired?

Or did you forget that Enshadowed is an EQ2 guild now?

Burz · Post by **Burz** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:57 pm

-=Xilanthanax=- wrote:Why start kissing ass if you retired?

Or did you forget that Enshadowed is an EQ2 guild now?

Just realized your Location

Break it down...

4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeeez (Doing it for da Shorteez)
4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeeez (Doing it for da Shorteez)
4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeeez (For da Shorteez)

4 da Shorteez, gather round let me tell you something. 4 da Shorteez, can’t you hear them little stomachs rumble’n. 4 da Shorteez, yo, you go’n to eat that rake of mutt’n? 4 da Shorteez, the shorteez short of some love’n.

Come on, My name is Sirloin, badass bovine. I Got four stomachs balling, what’s coming to mine. Just a little empty belly with a vacancy sign. Kind of like close encounters of the charity kind.

You got can goods, just collecting dust. You got the meat, got the fruit, got vegetables. Only prerequisite that it’s eatable. Get your freak on at my freaky fruit festival. Cold cuts a must, I’ll even take bread crust, cuz the shorteez be begg’n and beggars don’t give a fuck. They’s hungry, let’s face facts they’s starved, fell the pull in your heart, so fill your shopping cart.

For da Shorteez. (4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeees) For da Shorteez y’all. (4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeees). For da Shorteez.

Think at what at stake, look upon you plate. If it’s a slab of stake, time to regurgitate. You got a dozen chins, while little Jim’s to slim. Your finger could fit in that little kid’s exposed ribs. Just think of all the shorteez, can’t you hear them cry? Time to cough up that burger and fry. Hand over left overs. Cans piled up high? Give them to the hungry shorteez, so the shorteez won’t die.

Stop the famine please. Instead of eating ham and cheese. Throw away your greens. You’ll be pissing on a dream. Give me all your onion rings, it’s alright listen. Slice of pizza, it don’t matter if a bit’s miss’n. Prime rib, pork chop, porter house it don’t stop. Might seem like hog slop, to the shorteez it’s a lot. They’ve been hungry since birth, so hand over your dessert. Open up you mouth, stick your finger down it could be worse.

Listen closely, gimme all your groceries. Cuz a little baby scream’n man I need a hoagie. Somebody hold me. Somebody console me. Somebody boil me up a pot of pierogies. Think of what we’re face’n. All those little faces. Come on let’s erase this. 4 da shorteez. (Cheek it out)

Doing it for da Shorteez. Doing it for da Shorteez. Doing it for da Shorteez. Doing it for da Shorteez you’ll. For the Shorteeeeeeeez.

Got crackers, got chips, got pudd’n cups. You’d be surprised what little shorteez like to munch. Could be trash, could be mold, could be excrement. Could be a bag of old dippers, they call that lunch. Mayonnaise been out for a couple of days. Go get corpses, scabs and eggs. Sweet bread, pig heads, horses heads too. What to drop it like a habit? Here’s what you do. (For da shorteeeeeeeez)

612 Wharf Avenue, what? 612 Wharf Avenue, what? 612 Wharf Avenue, what? 612 Wharf Avenue!

But, Please no more canned yams, seriously man, we got more canned yams then we know what to do wit. mc pee pants in the, I mean uh, SirLoin’s in the house, and I’m out.

mc pee in the..., SirLoin in the hizze and don’t you for-gizze.

jookkor · Post by **jookkor** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:10 pm

we asked who you are not for more vague gibberish.

-=Xilanthanax=- · Post by **-=Xilanthanax=-** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:26 pm

Clearly, Burz has been ignoring me for like the past year.

And the link to mcchris.com too.

Burz · Post by **Burz** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:19 pm

Oh i know Mc Chris/Sir Loin/Mc Pee Pants.

DQ Blizzard~

EQLizard · Post by **EQLizard** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:16 pm

you totally got a few lines of that wrong though #=(
MC Chris St Pete state theatre tonight, ill be there niggles #=P

Burz · Post by **Burz** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:40 pm

EQLizard wrote:MC Chris St Pete state theatre tonight, ill be there niggles #=P

Club Canopy on the 24th baby.

-=Xilanthanax=- · Post by **-=Xilanthanax=-** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:11 pm

i c u on teh forum niha pants.

mc niha, pfft. :p

-=Xilanthanax=- · Post by **-=Xilanthanax=-** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:16 pm

tallguy jk: wtf is an mcchris
sybaritictrance: Ever watch sealab 2021 or aqua teen hunger force?
tallguy jk: wtf is sealab 2021 or aqua teen hunger force
sybaritictrance: Forget it, I forgot, it's not emo so you don't care.
tallguy jk:

Burz · Post by **Burz** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:18 pm

-=Xilanthanax=- wrote:
tallguy jk: wtf is an mcchris
sybaritictrance: Ever watch sealab 2021 or aqua teen hunger force?
tallguy jk: wtf is sealab 2021 or aqua teen hunger force
sybaritictrance: Forget it, I forgot, it's not emo so you don't care.
tallguy jk:

Clearly the tallguy was just kidding.

EQLizard · Post by **EQLizard** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:19 pm

-=Xilanthanax=- wrote:i c u on teh forum niha pants.

mc niha, pfft. :p

yeah dude i totally forgot my old board infos from when all of liek 20 people used to use it so i remade today to drop a post. i probably shoulda used EQ lizard =/