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trainwreck
uh,,, since this is slowin down, anybody any good at this chopper game?
http://www.seethru.co.uk/zine/south_coa ... e.htm[url]
hmmm, whos teh beardy guy?[/url]
http://www.seethru.co.uk/zine/south_coa ... e.htm[url]
hmmm, whos teh beardy guy?[/url]
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anyway, im probably being presumptuous, you all were probably calling the other people ass hats. so i can score 879 on teh chopper game, it just sorta gets too fats after that. like the old atari game river raid.
my views on teh thread so far, great start, great villain (neno) the whole original asshat v. new asshat who turns out to be old asshat vibe, went great, couldve been scripted.
then the derailment with he who will not be named cause he robbed someone and is an ass.
now, for desert... chopper play time
my views on teh thread so far, great start, great villain (neno) the whole original asshat v. new asshat who turns out to be old asshat vibe, went great, couldve been scripted.
then the derailment with he who will not be named cause he robbed someone and is an ass.
now, for desert... chopper play time
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Page 8 teh musical
a play by Lacryma Cristi
the curtain opens to a dark set, a short man enters the room followed by a line of people following the short man. They all stand in a line facing the audience waiting there in a deep silence
Sukliz: (all of the sudden) FUCK YOU SANORIK!!!!!!!
a massive brawl ensues between the members onstage, all shouting out random obscenities; it all stops at random and they break into song
Song: Fuck you Sanorik!
Sukliz: Fuck you... Sanorik, you're a fucking tool. Fuck you... Relbeek, you say i'm a fucking fool. Fuck you... Sanorik, You say, "Yeah, I have a MQ" Well, Sanorik ...heres a great big FUCK YOU.
End song
enter a rather large woman ( not fat, just big for a woman)
Dadani: I swear to you. It wasn't me, It was.. it was my friends brother's roomate's cousin's little brother's cat named chris. *HONESTLY* hun I am *TRULY* sorry. oh yeah, don't blame me it wasn't my fault kthx~
The crowd of people originally in the crowd begin rolling on the floor with laughter
Dadani: What, you don't believe me? I'll make it to you somehow Sukliz! I *SWEAR*
exit dadani, enter a pretty woman dressed as a detective
Gemstones: The names Dick. Dick Tracey.
The crowd gasps, and Jadelin swoons
Gemstones: I see that sukliz here has been scammed. I'll get to the bottom of this.
Jadelin: But Mr. Tracey, this scam is a fucking tough one to crack!
Gemstones: Fucking is my middle name! (Gemstones exits, Sukliz goes offstage crying. Some people go to look for clues while Mastrloo, Relbeek, and others go into the corner and have an orgy.
After Mastrloo makes the money shot, enter Sukliz from stageleft
Sukliz: Well, I just got the money back. The person told me not to tell anyone his name though. That morse is a good guy.
all: GASP!!!
Enter morsereg stage left; Enter Gemstones stage right
Morsereg You're right, I payed Sukliz the money, but it was not *ME* who scammed you. I am *TRULY* sorry for what happend.
Gemstones: Hold it right there! Please, say ME and TRULY one more time please.
Morsereg: *ME*... *TRULY*
Gemstones: Interesting... has anyone seen Dadani?
Morsereg oh.. uhm.. I just saw her, I'll go get her for you. (Morsereg runs off frantically; Enter Dadani)
Dadani: (out of breath) Hi.
Gemstones: Could you please say ME and TRULY.
Dadani: *ME* *TRULY*
Gemstones: I see... Could you get morsereg again please?
Dadani exits stage left frantically and Morsereg enters again, however forgetting to remove the wig
Morsereg: Yes?
Everyone in the room falls over on the floor laughing except for Morsereg until he sees the wig
Morsereg: WELL SONOFABITCH!!!!!!
Relbeek: The prosecution rests your honor.
At this point everybody in the fucking world enters on stage, saying hello to everyone else on stage, telling them where they're from and then says what a good time they've had watching the play. The stage the gets really slow.
Fin
a play by Lacryma Cristi
the curtain opens to a dark set, a short man enters the room followed by a line of people following the short man. They all stand in a line facing the audience waiting there in a deep silence
Sukliz: (all of the sudden) FUCK YOU SANORIK!!!!!!!
a massive brawl ensues between the members onstage, all shouting out random obscenities; it all stops at random and they break into song
Song: Fuck you Sanorik!
Sukliz: Fuck you... Sanorik, you're a fucking tool. Fuck you... Relbeek, you say i'm a fucking fool. Fuck you... Sanorik, You say, "Yeah, I have a MQ" Well, Sanorik ...heres a great big FUCK YOU.
End song
enter a rather large woman ( not fat, just big for a woman)
Dadani: I swear to you. It wasn't me, It was.. it was my friends brother's roomate's cousin's little brother's cat named chris. *HONESTLY* hun I am *TRULY* sorry. oh yeah, don't blame me it wasn't my fault kthx~
The crowd of people originally in the crowd begin rolling on the floor with laughter
Dadani: What, you don't believe me? I'll make it to you somehow Sukliz! I *SWEAR*
exit dadani, enter a pretty woman dressed as a detective
Gemstones: The names Dick. Dick Tracey.
The crowd gasps, and Jadelin swoons
Gemstones: I see that sukliz here has been scammed. I'll get to the bottom of this.
Jadelin: But Mr. Tracey, this scam is a fucking tough one to crack!
Gemstones: Fucking is my middle name! (Gemstones exits, Sukliz goes offstage crying. Some people go to look for clues while Mastrloo, Relbeek, and others go into the corner and have an orgy.
After Mastrloo makes the money shot, enter Sukliz from stageleft
Sukliz: Well, I just got the money back. The person told me not to tell anyone his name though. That morse is a good guy.
all: GASP!!!
Enter morsereg stage left; Enter Gemstones stage right
Morsereg You're right, I payed Sukliz the money, but it was not *ME* who scammed you. I am *TRULY* sorry for what happend.
Gemstones: Hold it right there! Please, say ME and TRULY one more time please.
Morsereg: *ME*... *TRULY*
Gemstones: Interesting... has anyone seen Dadani?
Morsereg oh.. uhm.. I just saw her, I'll go get her for you. (Morsereg runs off frantically; Enter Dadani)
Dadani: (out of breath) Hi.
Gemstones: Could you please say ME and TRULY.
Dadani: *ME* *TRULY*
Gemstones: I see... Could you get morsereg again please?
Dadani exits stage left frantically and Morsereg enters again, however forgetting to remove the wig
Morsereg: Yes?
Everyone in the room falls over on the floor laughing except for Morsereg until he sees the wig
Morsereg: WELL SONOFABITCH!!!!!!
Relbeek: The prosecution rests your honor.
At this point everybody in the fucking world enters on stage, saying hello to everyone else on stage, telling them where they're from and then says what a good time they've had watching the play. The stage the gets really slow.
Fin
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You call that copter thing a game?
pfft.
Try this one on for size
http://mohsye.com/enter.htm
Click on Games and then click on Beach Volleyball
pfft.
Try this one on for size
http://mohsye.com/enter.htm
Click on Games and then click on Beach Volleyball
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