[b]NENO FORESTWALKER[/b]

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xooey
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trainwreck

Post by xooey »

uh,,, since this is slowin down, anybody any good at this chopper game?

http://www.seethru.co.uk/zine/south_coa ... e.htm[url]

hmmm, whos teh beardy guy?[/url]
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erp, cant post write.. i mean right

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Post by Jadelin Iceheart »

If I give you enough rope, will you also promise to keep trying?

God, what is it about this thread...Neno summons all asshats to his aid?
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Post by Emetibu »

Geez -Neno is like a freakin magnet with the dumb asshat trollers.

Just say the word and they crawl out of the damn woodwork.
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?

Post by xooey »

no i just like the chopper game, god jad lighten up... worship teh chopper game feel the power of the chopper game
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Post by Raedar »

Personally, I got bored with this tool after about 2 pages.

I just kept watching hoping for the Jade/Emetibu action. :wink:

Next topic please. :arrow:
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Post by xooey »

anyway, im probably being presumptuous, you all were probably calling the other people ass hats. so i can score 879 on teh chopper game, it just sorta gets too fats after that. like the old atari game river raid.


my views on teh thread so far, great start, great villain (neno) the whole original asshat v. new asshat who turns out to be old asshat vibe, went great, couldve been scripted.

then the derailment with he who will not be named cause he robbed someone and is an ass.

now, for desert... chopper play time
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Post by Yshaa »

For the love of god no one post this thread on another board! WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER MORSEREG!!!!
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Post by foeham »

damm 24 page's .

foehammer tell's the hooker , 5 dollar's worth please.


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Post by LacrymaCristi »

Page 8 teh musical
a play by Lacryma Cristi

the curtain opens to a dark set, a short man enters the room followed by a line of people following the short man. They all stand in a line facing the audience waiting there in a deep silence

Sukliz: (all of the sudden) FUCK YOU SANORIK!!!!!!!

a massive brawl ensues between the members onstage, all shouting out random obscenities; it all stops at random and they break into song

Song: Fuck you Sanorik!

Sukliz: Fuck you... Sanorik, you're a fucking tool. Fuck you... Relbeek, you say i'm a fucking fool. Fuck you... Sanorik, You say, "Yeah, I have a MQ" Well, Sanorik ...heres a great big FUCK YOU.

End song

enter a rather large woman ( not fat, just big for a woman)

Dadani: I swear to you. It wasn't me, It was.. it was my friends brother's roomate's cousin's little brother's cat named chris. *HONESTLY* hun I am *TRULY* sorry. oh yeah, don't blame me it wasn't my fault kthx~

The crowd of people originally in the crowd begin rolling on the floor with laughter

Dadani: What, you don't believe me? I'll make it to you somehow Sukliz! I *SWEAR*

exit dadani, enter a pretty woman dressed as a detective

Gemstones: The names Dick. Dick Tracey.

The crowd gasps, and Jadelin swoons

Gemstones: I see that sukliz here has been scammed. I'll get to the bottom of this.

Jadelin: But Mr. Tracey, this scam is a fucking tough one to crack!

Gemstones: Fucking is my middle name! (Gemstones exits, Sukliz goes offstage crying. Some people go to look for clues while Mastrloo, Relbeek, and others go into the corner and have an orgy.

After Mastrloo makes the money shot, enter Sukliz from stageleft

Sukliz: Well, I just got the money back. The person told me not to tell anyone his name though. That morse is a good guy.

all: GASP!!!

Enter morsereg stage left; Enter Gemstones stage right

Morsereg You're right, I payed Sukliz the money, but it was not *ME* who scammed you. I am *TRULY* sorry for what happend.

Gemstones: Hold it right there! Please, say ME and TRULY one more time please.

Morsereg: *ME*... *TRULY*

Gemstones: Interesting... has anyone seen Dadani?

Morsereg oh.. uhm.. I just saw her, I'll go get her for you. (Morsereg runs off frantically; Enter Dadani)

Dadani: (out of breath) Hi.

Gemstones: Could you please say ME and TRULY.

Dadani: *ME* *TRULY*

Gemstones: I see... Could you get morsereg again please?

Dadani exits stage left frantically and Morsereg enters again, however forgetting to remove the wig

Morsereg: Yes?

Everyone in the room falls over on the floor laughing except for Morsereg until he sees the wig

Morsereg: WELL SONOFABITCH!!!!!!

Relbeek: The prosecution rests your honor.

At this point everybody in the fucking world enters on stage, saying hello to everyone else on stage, telling them where they're from and then says what a good time they've had watching the play. The stage the gets really slow.

Fin
LacrymaCristi
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Post by LacrymaCristi »

Hmm... when I started writing that I had two objectives in mind.

A) Add in Neno somewhere
B) Make it funny.



Mission failed.
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Post by foeham »

hahaha , omfg that was funny.


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Post by SicTimMitchell »

Hmm... when I started writing that I had two objectives in mind.

A) Add in Neno somewhere
B) Make it funny.



Mission failed.
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Post by Emetibu »

I give it 8 stars - entertaining, edge of your seat drama.
Most amazing ending evah!!
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Post by Ragmol »

You call that copter thing a game?

pfft.

Try this one on for size

http://mohsye.com/enter.htm

Click on Games and then click on Beach Volleyball
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xooey
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play

Post by xooey »

the play was great 9.5... bravo
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OMG

Post by xooey »

ok that volleyball game is awesome, forget the 1980's retro heli game... i bow to your game!!!
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Post by Relbeek Einre »

I like it but but but I'm the one who did the IP check!
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Post by Ragmol »

As well you should.

Giving out the password to watch the women play naked is extra though...
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Post by Gemstones Mistwalker »

!!
Gemstones: Fucking is my middle name!
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