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So my buddy at work bought a Heath bar. I'm watching him unwrap this and I notice it's one single bar. I haven't had one of these things in years bud I'm almost 100% sure that Heath bars come in 2 sections not 1. Is this a recent change or am I just delusional?
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No, you just got the ones that the factory workers step on for fun.

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Post by yutsano »

My God why do I always have to respond to the mindless questions?

Skor bars come in two. Heaths are always one bar.
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Post by Grygonos Thunderwulf »

you are incorrect sir... heath did come in twos as well
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Skor bars are singles. Heaths used to be double. Toffee rules until your teeth fall out.
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just like how smoking rules until lung cancer... or drinking rules until cirhosis(sp?!?)
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Post by SicTimMitchell »

I never remember Heath being a double bar. Of course, nowadays I only eat them crunched up in ice cream. I probably missed a decade or three of Heath bar evolution.

Do they still make Chuckles? Bottle Caps? Charlton Chews?
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To answer your question: yes, yes, and yes.
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Post by Eannyarah »

precisely

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Post by EQLizard »

i seem to recall one of the two, skor or heath being 2 pieces, a frend confirmed it to be heath. i couldnt find any unwrapped pictures of a heath or a skor bar to proove it =(
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Next time you're in a grocery store, ask a fat chick. She'll give you an answer plus tell you the complete history of the candy bar.
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/snort... "cupcake got a a new twinkee coming out.../snort.... its a bad mutherfucker.../snort.. when you bite into it, creme all shoots in your mouth...with glitter.. /snort
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