OK Who's ready to shell out $ for the next expansion?

Teellony · Post by **Teellony** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 3:45 pm

ROFLMAO Markkuss I love you - can I have your baby??

Terd · Post by **Terd** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 3:59 pm

Well, legion, I let you off easy.

But, along comes Freecare Spermwise, and in an Adam Sandler style, opened up a HUGE can of whoop-ass.

Your EQ life is now almost complete....as you have been owned and sent packing from the Rant Boards, all that is left now is a character delete and all is well.

Terd

Keeanah · Post by **Keeanah** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:28 pm

He did ask for that one

Akhbarali · Post by **Akhbarali** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:43 pm

>>>3.) Mom keeps telling me to get a job. Jobs are for fags. That supervisor at McDonald's wouldn't last 10 seconds in Crushbone. >>>>>

A great insult mocks someone on multiple levels, some obvious, some subtle. This sentence rises to that level of greatness. Well done, one of the funnier things I have read on this board in a while.

Akhbar

Bahd Zoolander · Post by **Bahd Zoolander** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:14 pm

Legion wrote:
Bahd Zoolander wrote:Perhaps if you read the threads with "post count" in their title you would understand better.
I'm sorry did I strike a nerve? Was it number 1 that applied to you?

1. I'm pussy whipped by my gf or wife and got tired of logging off real quick when she came home. (FAG)

Yeh, probably...

Do they offer classes in remedial reading comprehension and post quoting at the special school? I suggest you take both.

Amalia Kuso · Post by **Amalia Kuso** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:31 pm

Even Terd is cooler than you.

your girlfriend tells me otherwise...

Burz · Post by **Burz** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:50 pm

He shoots...he misses.

Amalia Kuso · Post by **Amalia Kuso** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:55 pm

just like you irl

Flintore · Post by **Flintore** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:45 pm

Nothing to add that would own him more than what Freecare said.

I am sitting here almost in tears at the pwnage sent down from Freecare to Legion, what an awesome job.

Legion, go ahead and wipe your ass, pull your drawers up, and go home. You just got raped hard and put away wet by the boards.

OMG DELETE IRL PLZKTHX!!

-=Xilanthanax=- · Post by **-=Xilanthanax=-** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:19 am

Freecare Spiritwise wrote:4.) The kids at school kick my ass every day. But they all suck my virtual penis if they want to app to my uber guild ! Bow down bitches !

That's got Burzlaff all over it.

Burz · Post by **Burz** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:15 am

-=Xilanthanax=- wrote:
Freecare Spiritwise wrote:4.) The kids at school kick my ass every day. But they all suck my virtual penis if they want to app to my uber guild ! Bow down bitches !
That's got Burzlaff all over it.

Omg you don't know me. /black girl finger snap.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:50 am

Hats off to you Freecare that was a good list. I think I liked #3 the most. What I gather from your list though is that anyone who is in a high end guild or seen the high end game must be a loser who has no life. I however think those are the people who met sucess where you have obviously met failure. That just means skill vs no skill and those that jumped on the bandwagon and loved your list were probably others who fall in the category of the latter...those who also have and probably never will see the end game because they and thier friends have no skill. I hope your guild Boomers eventually beats Grummus Freecare. Good luck to you.

Legion

Ariannda Kusanagi · Post by **Ariannda Kusanagi** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:47 am

Legion wrote:Hats off to you Freecare that was a good list. I think I liked #3 the most. What I gather from your list though is that anyone who is in a high end guild or seen the high end game must be a loser who has no life. I however think those are the people who met sucess where you have obviously met failure. That just means skill vs no skill and those that jumped on the bandwagon and loved your list were probably others who fall in the category of the latter...those who also have and probably never will see the end game because they and thier friends have no skill. I hope your guild Boomers eventually beats Grummus Freecare. Good luck to you.

Legion

Why are you still trying ? People play the game for different reasons. Some will go on about daily life like it was pre-EQ and still raid in high end guilds, some will raid and fail out of college and some will never see high end and simply not give a shit...

Oh wait i quit so my opinion doesn't count.

1. I'm pussy whipped by my gf or wife and got tired of logging off real quick when she came home. (FAG)

Nah she just sucks me off while i'm raiding

Amalia Kuso · Post by **Amalia Kuso** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:21 pm

Ariannda Kusanagi wrote:
1. I'm pussy whipped by my gf or wife and got tired of logging off real quick when she came home. (FAG)
Nah she just sucks me off while i'm raiding

um...

you're a female right? I can usually tell a mangina from a real woman from the way they post or send tells...

OH nm, I get it! *pops in the Crying Game DVD*

-=Xilanthanax=- · Post by **-=Xilanthanax=-** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:56 pm

I pronounce you Amalia, Queen of the Manginas.

PS: Yes, Ari is a woman, tardstick.

Ariannda Kusanagi · Post by **Ariannda Kusanagi** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:07 am

Amalia Kuso wrote:
um...

you're a female right? I can usually tell a mangina from a real woman from the way they post or send tells...

Ask Raistle

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:07 am

Ariannda Kusanagi wrote:
Amalia Kuso wrote:
um...

you're a female right? I can usually tell a mangina from a real woman from the way they post or send tells...
Ask Raistle

Has to be female...she always has the last word.

Grygonos Thunderwulf · Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:20 am

wow xil.. I thought I was your #1 mangina... damn you!

Ariannda Kusanagi · Post by **Ariannda Kusanagi** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:52 am

Legion wrote:
Ariannda Kusanagi wrote:
Amalia Kuso wrote:
um...

you're a female right? I can usually tell a mangina from a real woman from the way they post or send tells...
Ask Raistle
Has to be female...she always has the last word.

No seriously, i sent Rasitle nude pictures of me, ask hmi if i'm male or female.The last word is also a state of mind, and this is a messageboard.... the last word can and normally will be someone elses

Burz · Post by **Burz** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:25 am

Ariannda Kusanagi wrote:
Legion wrote:
Ariannda Kusanagi wrote:
Amalia Kuso wrote:
um...

you're a female right? I can usually tell a mangina from a real woman from the way they post or send tells...
Ask Raistle
Has to be female...she always has the last word.
No seriously, i sent Rasitle nude pictures of me, ask hmi if i'm male or female.The last word is also a state of mind, and this is a messageboard.... the last word can and normally will be someone elses

Omg Wh0rez